BAHAHA! Jesse Kelly offers his advice to men looking for ways to support women (it's a DOOZY)

Dear Men,

We suggest you totally and completely ignore Jesse Kelly’s suggestions for ways to support women. It is pretty damn funny, though.

Sincerely,

Twitchy

See for yourself:

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920330948603936770

Oh boy.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920331128648630272

Yeah, no.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920331382915784705

He had to know he wouldn’t be making any friends with this list. But if you know Jesse Kelly at all, this list is totally indicative of who he is, mint-colored jacket and all.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920331608426799104

Don’t. Do. This. Guys, you will always get caught.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920331860152143872

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

No.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920332118529576960

Actually, this one isn’t a bad idea.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920332397798969344

Odds on whether or not Jesse will be sleeping in his car tonight?

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920332583321460736

*dead*

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920332874540253185

YAAAS!

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920333068296171522

No.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920333244226207744

Oh, Jesse.

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/920333451869544449

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— Crusty Gobblestein (@NathanWurtzel) October 17, 2017

Oh but it is.

Reactions to Jesse’s list were … mixed?

This came way too easy for you didn't it.

— David Edward ? (@_David_Edward) October 17, 2017

May God have mercy on your mentions. ?

— Kemberlee Kaye (@KemberleeKaye) October 17, 2017

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— Sara Miller (@Millerita) October 17, 2017

If all men were adorable and understanding as @JesseKellyDC , I still wouldn't show up to the altar.#SingleForLife #CantFoolMe

— Kali Gal ⭐⭐⭐ (@GoinBackToKali) October 17, 2017

We’d be lying though if we said we didn’t laugh our arses off when we read this.

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