Earlier today, Twitchy covered a smug, liberal author named Patrick S. Tomlinson who wrote a ridiculous thread that would somehow prove that life doesn’t begin at conception. Dude spent like 12 tweets with 280 characters each preening about saving a five-year-old over a bunch of frozen embryos … yeah, it was exceptionally stupid.

But Twitter being Twitter, Ben Howe stepped up and made the perfect mockery of Tomlinson’s thread:

*popcorn*

A FIRE AT COMICON? NOOOOOO!

Go on.

But Star Trek! Star Wars! This isn’t fair … what an impossible question!

Never!

Hrm.

Well, of course the correct answer is bacon.

It’s always bacon.

Thanks for reminding us why we still love Twitter – sometimes.

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