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Ted Cruz just needs 1 little word to OWN Secretary of 'Vacation' Pete Buttigieg and it's *chef's kiss*

This may have been the first and most honest thing Pete Buttigieg has ever said about himself …

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This is well outside of my lane.

Well, as Ted Cruz would say:

Yup.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Who knew agreeing with Pete would be such a perfect insult?

Man, we still love Twitter some days. We especially love Ted Cruz trolling Twitter …

Potholes were apparently out of his lane.

And yes, we get the ‘lane’ joke since he’s supposedly in charge of transportation and stuff. You guys think he realized he accidentally made a joke about his own job?

Because they’re CNN?

Just spitballin’.

Lane? What Lane? Who said anything about a lane?

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Everything except going on vacation – THAT is in his lane.

Secretary of Vacation.

Now THAT’S a good one.

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