Last time we checked, nobody chopped off a kid’s left hand to correct a problem … maybe this Ben Phillips guy grew up in a tougher part of the country than we did? Also, please pretend we included our ‘rando policy’ here where we explain we only write about randos when their tweets are just that awesome, stupid, or horrible.

This belongs in both the stupid AND horrible columns:

This seems more like a tweet from a crazy person than it does a tweet about trans kids.

We’ve seen some crappy analogies before (when you cover Twitter for a living it happens a lot), but this one may well be the failiest fail of them all.

See, we’re not the only ones who think so.

Nope.

Unless there were some really strict nuns we didn’t hear about … just sayin’.

Nah.

He’s on a roll.

This. ^

Don’t worry lefty, just take these body-altering hormones that could permanently change you and if you want to go even further, have this surgery that you can’t reverse. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

It’s really not.

Significant difference indeed.

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