Now that Chris Cuomo is unemployed, Amy Tarkanian was thoughtful enough to ask Twitter for some suggestions of new jobs Andyβs little brother could apply for β¦
Where should Chris Cuomo apply for his next job?
β Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) December 4, 2021
And as you can likely imagine, the responses were hilarious.
Brutal.
Merciless.
But hilarious.
Kamala Harris' office. I hear she could use some new staff members with press experience.
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β Tea Party Barbie (@laurahollis61) December 5, 2021
Heh.
It could be the perfect fit!
β πππ π°πππππππ πΆππ’ πΊπ² (@YankReb69) December 5, 2021
Annnd weβre dead.
Gas station in Philly
β Chad Chaddington (@ChaddingtonSC) December 5, 2021
A Jersey Shore T-shirt shop.
β Tandy (@DanTypo) December 5, 2021
.@ChrisCuomo should apply for his next job at Waste Management. He has years of experience shoveling garbage.
β Lloyd Richard McElheny (@CapitaLiszt) December 5, 2021
Oof, CNN felt this one.
Heβll change his βgenderβ then become admiral of something in the Biden administration.
β Freedom isnβt free πΊπΈ (@RedFizo1) December 5, 2021
Letβs not give him any ideas, ok?
Biden: βThis is my new Communications Czar, Christina Cuomo.β
Heh.
MSNBC
β BentnWasted (@BentnWasted) December 5, 2021
We honestly wouldnβt be the least bit surprised to see him show up there.
The View
β Tangerine Sweet π (@Tangerine_FL) December 5, 2021
Move over Joy Behar!
Used car company. Hell fit right in.
β π₯heymikey80π₯ (@heymikey80) December 5, 2021
Lincoln Project
β Tonecop45 (@tonecop45) December 5, 2021
Ah-ha!
Cleaning the set for @TuckerCarlsonβs show.
β Blank (@GlenninVirginia) December 5, 2021
The Dollar Store
β Jack Webb was Right (@GMEMDBABY) December 4, 2021
Wadda ya wanna bet he sells up in NY and moves to Florida? πππ
β Unperson β American Pitbull πΊπΈ (@MelissaRNMBA) December 5, 2021
he can either learn to code or sell exercise equipment on late night tv commercials.
β Markus ππΊπ²π΄ββ οΈπ (@MarkusFSeitz) December 4, 2021
NPR.
β V (@GilKernen) December 5, 2021
Waffle House
β Mayor McSnark πΊπΈ (@DailyPamphlet) December 5, 2021
Biden Admin. Press Sec.
β Dave (@daviedave122) December 5, 2021
Press Secretary for VP Harris
β Jim Country (@4yourcountry) December 5, 2021
I need someone to clean my toilets. Just offering.
β #LetsGoBrandon (@Ravjose1) December 5, 2021
What a giver.
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