Now that Chris Cuomo is unemployed, Amy Tarkanian was thoughtful enough to ask Twitter for some suggestions of new jobs Andyโs little brother could apply for โฆ
Where should Chris Cuomo apply for his next job?
โ Amy Tarkanian (@MrsT106) December 4, 2021
And as you can likely imagine, the responses were hilarious.
Brutal.
Merciless.
But hilarious.
Kamala Harris' office. I hear she could use some new staff members with press experience.
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โ Tea Party Barbie (@laurahollis61) December 5, 2021
Heh.
It could be the perfect fit!
โ ๐๐๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐ข ๐บ๐ฒ (@YankReb69) December 5, 2021
Annnd weโre dead.
Gas station in Philly
โ Chad Chaddington (@ChaddingtonSC) December 5, 2021
A Jersey Shore T-shirt shop.
โ Tandy (@DanTypo) December 5, 2021
.@ChrisCuomo should apply for his next job at Waste Management. He has years of experience shoveling garbage.
โ Lloyd Richard McElheny (@CapitaLiszt) December 5, 2021
Oof, CNN felt this one.
Heโll change his โgenderโ then become admiral of something in the Biden administration.
โ Freedom isnโt free ๐บ๐ธ (@RedFizo1) December 5, 2021
Letโs not give him any ideas, ok?
Biden: โThis is my new Communications Czar, Christina Cuomo.โ
Heh.
MSNBC
โ BentnWasted (@BentnWasted) December 5, 2021
We honestly wouldnโt be the least bit surprised to see him show up there.
The View
โ Tangerine Sweet ๐ (@Tangerine_FL) December 5, 2021
Move over Joy Behar!
Used car company. Hell fit right in.
โ ๐ฅheymikey80๐ฅ (@heymikey80) December 5, 2021
Lincoln Project
โ Tonecop45 (@tonecop45) December 5, 2021
Ah-ha!
Cleaning the set for @TuckerCarlsonโs show.
โ Blank (@GlenninVirginia) December 5, 2021
The Dollar Store
โ Jack Webb was Right (@GMEMDBABY) December 4, 2021
Wadda ya wanna bet he sells up in NY and moves to Florida? ๐๐๐
โ Unperson โ American Pitbull ๐บ๐ธ (@MelissaRNMBA) December 5, 2021
he can either learn to code or sell exercise equipment on late night tv commercials.
โ Markus ๐๐บ๐ฒ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ (@MarkusFSeitz) December 4, 2021
NPR.
โ V (@GilKernen) December 5, 2021
Waffle House
โ Mayor McSnark ๐บ๐ธ (@DailyPamphlet) December 5, 2021
Biden Admin. Press Sec.
โ Dave (@daviedave122) December 5, 2021
Press Secretary for VP Harris
โ Jim Country (@4yourcountry) December 5, 2021
I need someone to clean my toilets. Just offering.
โ #LetsGoBrandon (@Ravjose1) December 5, 2021
What a giver.
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