Yup, Jeffrey Toobin ‘got off easy.’

WE CAN’T HELP OURSELVES.

And that joke (a good one) came from The Babylon Bee so we blame them for being a bad influence on us.

Yeah, that’s it.

Megyn Kelly is pissed the guy who literally got caught doing the five-knuckle shuffle during a Zoom call was welcomed back to CNN with open arms. Can you imagine if this had been someone on Fox News? OR A WOMAN?

Samesies.

So damned tired of all of it.

Anyone up for buying an island and developing a commune? We’re only sorta kidding.

Buildings would be on fire and Twitter would trend nothing but ‘RAPIST’ this and ‘SEX PERVERT’ that.

But since it’s Toobin?

Crickets.

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