If you want to take a gander into how stupid anti-police/anti-gun/anti-law Twitter really is, look no further than this long but EPIC thread from J.R. Holmsted. Yes, it’s long but the reason it’s long is that there are a whole lotta stupid people staying stupid stuff …
Because you know, it’s Twitter.
Big thanks to Holmsted for putting this together.
Words are dangerous, but knives are meh.
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Keep going.
Narrative is all that matters.
Silly.
Just gonna post some of the genius floating around the ol’ Twitterz. pic.twitter.com/wMBCAWwY3H
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
So much genius here.
All the genius.
Ketamine auto-injectors and hog ties! pic.twitter.com/OSIehxvxnM
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Hog ties?! CAN YOU IMAGINE the fit they’d throw if a white cop ‘hog-tied’ a young black woman?!
Gee why didn’t they think to just have a fireside chat and pass around the spirit stick. pic.twitter.com/DAOWBtuJlr
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Right?
Usually someone screaming that they’re going to ‘f**king stab you’ are all about chatting.
Really intrigued about the martial arts aspect. Kinda dig the idea of ninja cops. pic.twitter.com/uIgNZ1bOhJ
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
‘Ninja Cops’ sounds like an 80s cartoon.
Good times.
Of course the shoot em in the leg argument is ever prevalent. pic.twitter.com/EaUAIKkUlv
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
You can always tell when someone has zero experience with a firearm. Always. Police are not trained to injure.
Mid stabbing tranquilizing FTW pic.twitter.com/qfFpKz3Ipb
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Because stabbing the girl more slowly would have been better.
My personal favorite so far: TOSS A NERF FOOTBALL AT HER ?????????? pic.twitter.com/tlbLnFKW1r
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
You know what? We got nothin’.
Bullets that go up don’t come down. pic.twitter.com/CtZgLZ1fbi
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
They just keep going up and up. LOL
Badass teachers weighing in. pic.twitter.com/eJPFiHNyfc
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Teen girls with knives ???? pic.twitter.com/E2IuSSgq2p
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
No one dies from getting stabbed. It is known. pic.twitter.com/nSLFDIJigc
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Psh, getting stabbed is so not a big deal. Totally.
Like omg some of y’all are so dramatic it wasn’t even a chainsaw gah pic.twitter.com/sAllolEjjm
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
IT’S NOT A CHAINSAW.
Ummm.
K.
Mass shooters routinely surrender, but anyhoooooo how bout them broken bottles yo pic.twitter.com/r2POHXJEor
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
THE DREADED STARTLE TACTIC pic.twitter.com/wOK9YmFTbc
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Just run up and say BOO.
Yeah, that’ll work.
Just bang her knife wielding hand mid rage stab then have a little chat over coffee and a donut. pic.twitter.com/5l0PuuM1aN
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
LMFAO ??? pic.twitter.com/k3hNUSGNun
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Say what now?
Wut pic.twitter.com/kmwHCjLIwO
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Huh.
More of that good old startle tactic, but this time with stray bullets gettin the job done! pic.twitter.com/oRCELAuZS8
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Make murder great again. pic.twitter.com/KzL77IPMUI
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
I mean, it’s true. His wasn’t. pic.twitter.com/79rOwAelnb
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Fair.
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Maybe he could’ve played this “little piggy” with her toes! pic.twitter.com/XrSkwg84Xc
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
I think gravity defying bullets are expensive but I could be wrong pic.twitter.com/HYOXp1XTBB
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
*if they’re about to commit murder but otherwise good tweet pic.twitter.com/n7PDn1h2kG
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Questionable quotations pic.twitter.com/M8DLLVyzHK
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
There is video with audio but ????LA LA LA LA LA ???? pic.twitter.com/rC2H9EZUGb
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
The video pretty much puts the whole thing to bed.
*Knife not included pic.twitter.com/VzZE3cobvl
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Say the magic words! pic.twitter.com/cNrda60aCg
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Oh oh oh. Seeing a person charge someone swinging a knife was not enough info for the officer. Knife doesn’t mean bad. pic.twitter.com/liSBzg2ijW
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
“Yes, I know you’re about to be murdered, just tell him to hang on, I’m on hold waiting for authorization to use my weapon from a higher superior. Dang red tape.” pic.twitter.com/M27JCRhOfK
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
My goodness, indeed. pic.twitter.com/HXV2UeVJr4
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
Oddly enough when she went to stab the other young black woman she didn’t seem all that concerned about surrendering but what do we know?
Back to cop ninjas! pic.twitter.com/1rqbhNZ7tm
— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) April 22, 2021
This must happen!
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