Last Sunday, Conan O’Brien was making jokes about Jesus not being crucified if he had taken hydroxychloroquine (yes, Easter Sunday), and today he’s claiming he’s starting to miss the things he hated. We ‘think’ this is a joke, but it’s been so long since the guy has been funny it’s honestly hard to tell.
I'm starting to miss things I hated.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) April 19, 2020
Luckily, Senator Ted Cruz was there to make a real punchline:
I miss you too. https://t.co/xv32g5DE2h
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) April 19, 2020
Who knew Ted is funnier than Conan?
Guessing the good senator is getting as annoyed with being inside as the rest of us are and hey, at least he’s making himself useful.
— Jlisa (@Jlisa42067) April 19, 2020
Hello, 9-1-1, I'd like to report a murder.
— Michele Blood (@BloodBrief) April 19, 2020
— GP (@gpinaz) April 19, 2020
— Heimish Conservative (@HeimishCon) April 19, 2020
— Ken Webster jr🇺🇸🌎 (@KenWebsterII) April 19, 2020
— T (@jcmthe4th) April 19, 2020
Politically, we don't have much in common, but that was good. Hats off, sir. pic.twitter.com/FWAKZtEnwl
— tbri001 (@tbri001) April 19, 2020
Even his ‘non-fans’ got a kick out of the tweet.
Crazy, we know.
— AGES vol. I – coming soon 🐸🐐 (@JordanBlakeCook) April 19, 2020
— Brooke Baldwin (@brookebaldwin21) April 19, 2020
We thought about including all of the tweets from haters trying to use Jesus and Christianity to dunk on Ted but you’ve all probably had more than your fill of the whiny scolds and Karens on the Left right now.
So instead we’ll just say well-played, Senator.