Yup, this video goes into the ‘What the Hell did we just watch,’ Twitchy Hall of Fame. Hey, it’s not every day you see a masked man pleading his case that dildos are somehow not essential items.

Who knew?

Sorry Amazon dude, a whole lot of people disagree on this matter.

HA HA HA

Before the coronavirus we’d have made an, ‘And now we’re dead’ joke here with them tagging Kathy Griffin but … you know what?

We just made it anyway.

Our bad.

Truly.

Oof.

USA USA USA!

So perhaps ‘essential’ means something different to every person?

Maybe?

Heh.

***

Related:

Investigative reporting! MSNBC’s Natasha Bertrand trips so badly over herself trying to dunk on Trump’s Comfort ship she DELETES (but we got it)

THIS! –> AG takes media APART for vilifying Tom Cotton for being RIGHT about China and COVID-19 in receipt-filled thread

Tissue? Sen. Chuck Schumer snaps at Trump over brutal letter calling him a crappy senator and AWWW someone’s mad

Recommended Twitchy Video