‘Like HELL they’re not!’ Amazon worker dramatically claims ‘dildos are not essential items’ and OMG-LOL the responses (watch)

Sorry Amazon dude, a whole lot of people disagree on this matter.

Heartless. Feel for the cat ladies.

— ReachOut&TouchSomeone (@MagicalCapers) April 3, 2020

cc: @kathygriffin

— Flight93_Militia (@SCOAMT) April 3, 2020

HA HA HA

Before the coronavirus we’d have made an, ‘And now we’re dead’ joke here with them tagging Kathy Griffin but … you know what?

We just made it anyway.

Our bad.

???? pic.twitter.com/WeILePwQws

— SarahMissesAnthonyRoma?? (@ToothpasteWords) April 3, 2020

Truly.

That argument might have been better accepted in the beginning of week one…

That’s as far as I’m going with this one.

— Unimpeachable Beard ⚓️ (@TheBeardFiles) April 3, 2020

I am certain the ppl ordering them would disagree sir. ?

— TheeePalmer (@PalmerTheee) April 3, 2020

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— DanCamm (@Dan_Camm) April 3, 2020

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— Steve Culy (@charcware) April 3, 2020

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— C. E. Shannon (@c0d3breakr_) April 3, 2020

Maybe not for HIM and his already vast collection #allegedly

— Salty Black Broad (@SaltyBlackBroad) April 3, 2020

Oof.

????
Ok, which one of you is ordering dildos during this crisis? https://t.co/0jhYF36jJt

— Jodi Don’t you Shush Me (@APLMom) April 3, 2020

USA USA USA!

Like hell. https://t.co/UanUupM0jM

— Queen Velvet (@TMIWITW) April 3, 2020

So perhaps ‘essential’ means something different to every person?

Maybe?

Heh.

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