SPARE us, Chuckles! Chuck Schumer tries pretending it wasn’t Dems who held up unemployment for Americans (and fails spectacularly)

Chuck sucks. But you knew that.

You delayed heaven and earth so you could cut a check to the Kennedy Center for $25m just so they could lay off their workers.
You can shut THE hell up now… https://t.co/yiFJ1YZR3s

— Brad Slager: aka Wuhan Solo (@MartiniShark) April 2, 2020

What he said.

let me introduce you to a lady named @SpeakerPelosi , she held up the Senate bill for a week. Spare me your outrage

— Nicholas Pearce (@WarDamnGunners) April 2, 2020

You held the bill up for 3 days.

— Heeere's Jonny (@jonsgardner) April 2, 2020

Suck a drain pipe Chuck. Your party delayed the bill for days. Your party wasted time putting in unnecessary waste into the bill. You lie, lie, lie, and lie then lie some more. How about putting away your damn computer and helping by donating your salary instead of whining?

— Snarky Malarkey (@FeistyMonk) April 2, 2020

Ouch.

#SchumerhatesAmericans

— Janie Wallace (@jwla56) April 2, 2020

Chuck wants Americans to forget they played politics with this very unemployment so many need right now.

I don't believe the Secretary of Labor needs any advice from a putz New York Senator.

— New York ??️‍♂️ (@NewYorkXNewYork) April 2, 2020

To NY's shame….

Did you vote yes for pay raise for the House?

— Enos J Seyfried (@EnosJSeyfried) April 2, 2020

Chuck and Pelosi don't care just as long has they get their checks.

— June (@c_a_r_s23) April 2, 2020

Have you tried telling him we had to wait for Pelosi’s jujutsu

— Lets All Yell Online (@DCburneraccount) April 2, 2020

YOU DELAYED THE BILL FOR DAYS FOR POLITCAL GAIN THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HELPING AMERICANS!

YOU ALSO INSISTED IT BE ADMINISTERED BY THE STATES MANY OF WHOM HAVE ANTIQUATED SYSTEMS.

SIT DOWN.

— Stacey – Queen of #CorporateMediaDistancing (@ScotsFyre) April 2, 2020

Oh yeah, that too.

But you know, TRUMP BAD!

Translation: Our delaying tactics were definitely for political gain, and so is this. https://t.co/pGPKPYn6Mw

— Aggie The Barbabe (@AggieTheBarkeep) April 2, 2020

It’s all about those votes, folks.

So keep reminding them we know exactly what they did with this incident, impeachment, Russia, and so much more.

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