There was so much we didn’t know about the elusive and mystical Triscuit!

Pull up a chair and learn a thing or two:

We write about a lot of things but this may well be the first time we’ve covered Triscuits.

Clearly he’s great at parties.

Whoa, GOOGLE didn’t even know?!

It does not mean three.

This is almost as shocking as Google not having an answer.

Aliens, duh.

FROM OUR COLD DEAD HANDS!

Baked by electricity.

Hrm.

Also, this dude seriously needs a hobby.

OMG HE SOLVED IT.

This editor laughed so hard she coughed and then got all paranoid about the coronavirus.

Thanks, man.

It is indeed.

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