Ok, so we don’t know if this is real or not but OMG …
Seriously, this could absolutely just be someone making something up, like when reporters magically come across young Hispanic children who just so happen to ask them why the president hates them so much because of their brown skin BUT since it’s all over Twitter we wouldn’t be doing our Twitchy duty if we didn’t at least cover it a little.
Ahem.
On my flight into Des Moines tonight I was seated in front of a very drunk Biden staffer who proceeded to give her seat mate a hand job. I wish I was making this up.
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020
Never seen no staffer do THAT before.
Minivan joke, get it? No?
Never mind. They’re not all winners, folks.
And seriously, we wish this person was making this up as well.
They followed up:
As Follow up:
-I know she was a Biden staffer bc she was loudly talking about it
-they did not know each other before the flight— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020
EEEEEEK.
I feel like I should add the handjob receiver was a Pete supporter
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020
MAKE IT STOP.
Wow I thought Biden was running on a No Malarkey platform?
— Deviant Art-eta (@ddrosenthal13) January 31, 2020
Plenty of malarkey on American Airlines tonight
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020
Welp, we suppose outreach is outreach … or something.
Finally some effective voter outreach
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) January 31, 2020
Is that a hand up or a hand out?
— Hellion 2172 (@hellion2172) January 31, 2020
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Stop it.
That’s one way to get out the vote. https://t.co/brnWBANIRk
— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) January 31, 2020
We’ve got nothin’.
— joanna GENERAL STRIKE (@Knitlife) January 31, 2020
Annnnnnd we’re done here.
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