So we’re no astronaut but we watched Apollo 11 the other night and we’re pretty sure we can land on the moon now.
Yup.
Hey man, apparently watching a TV show can make you an expert on something so surely a movie does the same. Ask self-proclaimed ‘Planned Parenthood champion’, Elizabeth Thorp:
So I’m no lawyer but I watch Law & Order and I’m confused how one could have a trial without documents or witnesses? #TrumpsRemovalTrial https://t.co/QUTwW5dD6Z
— Elizabeth Thorp (@ElizabethEThorp) January 21, 2020
We watched The People’s Court and now we’re experts on impeachment too.
CASE DISMISSED.
OMG. "I watched The Good Doctor the other night and now I understand surgery." https://t.co/Qy2mFUVZOa
— Nick Searcy, REVERED LEADER & FILM & TV STAR (@yesnicksearcy) January 25, 2020
Dude, totally.
I watched Top Gun last night and I want a F 14 Tomcat.
— TommyHour?? (@thomashourigan1) January 25, 2020
Danger Zone baby!
I’ve watched Justified start to finish at least 5 times. I am certainly qualified to be a marshal now.
— Jon (@faroutmadman) January 25, 2020
I watched Star Trek and now we’re building a warp drive in the back yard.
— John Nichols (@JohnGradyNicho2) January 25, 2020
That’s nothing. I watched the Democratic debate the other night and now I’m a multi millionaire with three homes, a guaranteed pension, and the best healthcare taxpayers can buy.
— Hot Mess Express (@Anschutz2012) January 25, 2020
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
"I watched an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was off, but I think I got the gist of it."@ElizabethEThorp
— The World's Foremost Authority (@RayShowRatio) January 26, 2020
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I watched MacGyver and I can build a radio with a gum wrapper and used conduit.
— Gordo (@treadedupon) January 25, 2020
I watched Charlie Sheen in Navy Seals the other night and now I totally understand how to be a Seal
— Brad (@Brad39727504) January 25, 2020
I watched the figure skating championships and can now do a double axle-double toe loop-triple salchow combination !
— DeniseVB (@blogho) January 26, 2020
I watched The Hunt For Red October and i will now steal a Russian nuclear submarine this Spring.
— Tax Break and Net Neutrality Survivor (@RomanGriffen) January 26, 2020
I’ve watched The Crown and am ready to take over for Meghan.
— Deirdre Landolt (@DeirdreLandolt) January 26, 2020
Watching Thor right now…I’m in the market for a badass hammer!
— Dave DeYoung (@DeYoungDave) January 26, 2020
I watched Dukes of Hazard and I could never get my car to jump that river.
— Sir Freedomzealot III (@AmerLastStand) January 26, 2020
Bummer.
That’s nothing, I watched The Good Witch and now I can fly.
— ocnam (@ocnamc) January 26, 2020
Holy s**t!
This person wins.
I learned all my High School experiences from High School Musical. Strangely, though, every time I break into song, people keep beating me up and putting my head into a toilet.
— I'm To Blame (@im2blame4) January 25, 2020
I watched The General last night and now I can direct and star in a Buster Keaton silent film.
— Danm66 (@slodude66) January 26, 2020
I watched Doctor Who last week and now I understand theoretical quantum physics
— Agaposopher (@Agaposopher) January 25, 2020
Dude, whoa.
But..she DID spend the night at a Holiday Inn Express. So….
— J.P. ?? ?? (@1967oldman) January 25, 2020
Awww, so that’s what really happened.
Sounds legit now.
Heh.
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