David Axelrod pulled out his magic crystal ball to help people ‘skip ahead’ with the whole impeachment mess. Unfortunately for ol’ Dave, his ball is a little off.

Heh.

Hooboy. Let’s try that again.

For those who want to skip ahead: The House will impeach @POTUS because Dems have been trying to impeach him since 2017. The Senate will hold a trial in Jan and laugh their asses off because the House failed to produce any substantial evidence to impeach. And then we will move on.

There, fixed it for him.

Huh?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

THERE it is.

Oooh, way to go, Dave.

Ugh, don’t ask him that, we’ll be here all day.

And then the Left showed up …

Justice prevails.

Reminder, these are the yahoos who wanted Hillary Clinton … justice. *eye roll*

Yes, we’ve lost our souls.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Keep tellin’ yourself that, sweetie.

 

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