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'You spelled human Ambien wrong.' The Hill calls Adam Schiff a 'progressive rock star' and WHOA NELLY that's a lotta backfire

We’re not entirely sure what planet this writer from The Hill actually lives on, but calling Adam Schiff a progressive rock star in any regard is quite possibly one of the most ridiculous things we’ve seen written about ol’ Schiff Head yet.

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From The Hill:

But it is precisely Shiff’s sober demeanor and steady hand guiding the two-month impeachment investigation — including two weeks of televised public hearings — that have made him a national political figure, a household name and unlikely progressive rock star.

He has become a regular presence on the Sunday shows, delivering the party’s message on impeachment, and he recently received a standing ovation at the California Democratic Party convention in Long Beach.

And while the impeachment process is far from over — he and his committee are writing an impeachment report over the Thanksgiving recess — his colleagues on Capitol Hill are speculating how high the 59-year-old chairman can climb after his star turn in the Trump-Ukraine saga.

You’ve gotta wonder if they wrote this with a straight face.

OOOOOMG.

We didn’t say it.

We laughed at it.

We TOTALLY put it in this article.

But we didn’t say it.

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That works.

Schiff has been making promises his butt can’t actually cash for years now. Remember when he claimed he had evidence that would prove without a shadow of a doubt Trump colluded with Russia?

Yeah, still waiting for him to share it.

Buuuuuuuut Trump.

Trump really should send Adam a thank you card for all of his hard work on HIS campaign.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Not like any of us were taking him the least bit seriously anyway.

 


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