Bette Midler says she’s been away from Twitter because she’s been busy having insane sex with a young marine.
Yeah yeah yeah, we get it, she’s playing off of Jacob Wohl’s stupid accusation against Elizabeth Warren this week but c’mon, stop it.
This editor hasn’t had breakfast yet.
Sorry I’ve been away from Twitter for a bit. I was busy having insane sex with a young Marine. I hope it doesn’t get out & cause people to think, “Good for her!”
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) October 5, 2019
You know that all-over body shiver thing you do when you see, hear, or read something that totally grosses you out?
Yup, just did that.
— Patrick ?? (@batman1793) October 6, 2019
Is that what they’re calling rehab now?
— Scottergate ? (@Scottergate) October 6, 2019
Mammal, you left off mammal! ???? pic.twitter.com/x8Jl0OCJ9F
— Rick Robinson (@RowdyRick73) October 6, 2019
Actually, we're thinking, "I hope he got all his shots."
— Sheik Yerbouti (@YerboutiSheik) October 5, 2019
Marines are the bravest
— Michael (@RollCall79) October 5, 2019
Obviously your husband doesn’t mind being the butt of a joke
— LiterallyAPeach?⚒????? (@KristinBoymom) October 5, 2019
— Alissa (@SBSportsDiva) October 6, 2019
— Sam Adams, Always a Good Decision (@37smadAmaS) October 6, 2019
— Beks (@RavenWood_54) October 6, 2019
I feel sorry for that Marine.
— JGaraf (@JGaraf) October 6, 2019
That Marine deserves a purple heart.
— UpperDecker (@Sterm26) October 6, 2019
Great, another one of our brave men will end up with PTSD.
— Jim in Scranton (@InScranton) October 5, 2019
You misspelled STD.?
— Chuck Templeman (K) (@ctemp153) October 5, 2019