Nothing says you’re a serious legislator like tweeting out ASCII art to babble about climate change.
Then again, it is Ilhan Omar so the phrase ‘serious legislator’ just went out the door.
Talk about changing minds and winning hearts … oh wait:
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_(_____)____(_____(__(_
Denying /_
climate change / |
doesn’t /___|
make it /
less /
_ real _/— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) October 1, 2019
Ilhan should probably AVOID ASCII art, just sayin’.
Because this went really, really, really, REALLY wrong.
Take a look.
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_(_____)____(_____(__(_
Marrying /_
Your brother / |
doesn’t /___|
make you /
a /
_citizen_/— Facts Matter (@convoice) October 1, 2019
Ouch.
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_(_____)____(_____(__(_
You /_
heated that tea / |
with /___|
fossil fuels /
/
_ _/— Fuzzy Chimp (@fuzzychimpcom) October 1, 2019
KILLING THE PLANET FOR TEA.
We like to think this is a cup of coffee though.
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_(_____)____(_____(__(_
Saying some people /_
did something / |
doesn’t /___|
make it /
less /
_ horrific _/— Jules of Denial (@Coolish_Breeze) October 1, 2019
Nailed it.
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_(_____)____(_____(__(_
Stupid is /_
as Stupid. / |
Does /___|
/
/
_ _/— Retired NY Lawman (@HashTagDB) October 1, 2019
True story.
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_(_____)____(_____(__(_
Accepting /_
climate change / |
doesn’t mean /___|
we caused it /
nor can we /
_ stop it _/— P Henry Martin (@PHenryMartin1) October 1, 2019
Ding ding ding.
Denying marrying your brother doesn't make it less real. pic.twitter.com/hbRknyxMVy
— Flyer (@bama_flyer) October 1, 2019
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_(_____)____(_____(__(_ )
/_
You / |
Married /___|
Your /
Brother /
_ __________/— St. Antonio of October (@LoneStarTexian) October 1, 2019
Seeing a theme here, Ilhan.
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_(_____)____(_____(__(____
enjoy /_
a / |
steaming /___|
cup of /
moral /
_ bankruptcy_/— Stiles Bitchley ✫✫ (@WeWhoDieSaluteU) October 1, 2019
HA! That’s one big cup …
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_(_____)____(_____(__(_
believing /_
climate change / |
doesn’t /___|
make it /
real /
_ ________ _/https://t.co/5ao6v5RdXk— angry libertarian NPC (@mattatat138) October 1, 2019
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_(_____)____(_____(__(_
Accepting /_
climate change / |
doesn’t /___|
make it /
more /
_ real _/— Alec Holbeck (@Alec_Holbeck) October 1, 2019
You could have also said:
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_(_____)____(_____(__(__
Spewing BS /_
doesn't / |
make /___|
it /
stink /
_ less _/— Da Birdman (@DaBirdman8) October 1, 2019
Typically we do not use tweets from people who do not have an avi but this one was too damn funny.
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_(_____)____(_____(__(____
Pushing /_
fake "science" / |
doesn’t /___|
make it /
more /
_ real _/— Warner Todd Huston (@warnerthuston) October 1, 2019
It’s not every day we write a story about someone getting owned with a bunch of ASCII art.
Gotta love Twitter.
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