Who wants to bet Joe Biden had Corn Pops for breakfast that morning?

Seriously, dude, c’mon.

Watch.

It’s like a knock-off of some James Cagney flick mixed with West Side Story.

And wow, did he really just say, ‘The only white guy’?

K.

Anyone else reminded of their uncle at every family reunion that you avoid sitting with because he smells like mothballs mixed with Old Spice and you know he’s going to tell some crazy-a*s stories?

Samesies.

YAAAAAAAS.

We knew it.

Crazy stuff.

Annnd this editor is officially dead now.

Thanks, Eddie.

Did he really say Esther Williams?!

HA HA HA HA HA

We wouldn’t put it past them.


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