Jesse Kelly is right.

Argh, don’t tell him we said so, we’ll NEVER hear the end of it, but he is right about Greenland.

Why should we buy it when we could just take it over? And his plan, while it’s vaguely familiar, seems like it could work for us, don’cha think?

Gosh, where have we heard this before? Hrm.

Or racists, bigots, sexists … whichever ‘ist’ is popular that day.

ALL the free stuff!

TRUMPLAND.

And millions of tiny resistance heads just exploded all over Twitter.

Heh.


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OMG are they serious?! WaPo ‘white knighting’ for CNN is the most 2019 media thing EVER and we can’t stop laughing

OWNED –> Kimberley Strassel mocks Beto’s latest over-the-top, creepy rhetoric and boy HOWDY does she have his number

What a BS take: Blue-check DBAG pens lame thread dissing ‘good guys with guns’ and it does NOT go well for him