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WHOA: What people reportedly heard coming from Jeffrey Epstein's cell the morning he died adds to conspiracies

Nothing to see here, folks. Just a story about shrieking coming from Epstein’s cell the morning he killed himself.

Meep.

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From CBS:

On the morning of Jeffrey Epstein’s death there was shouting and shrieking from his jail cell, a source familiar with the situation told CBS News. Corrections officers attempted to revive him while saying “breathe, Epstein, breathe.”

Congress is the latest to start investigating Epstein’s apparent suicide over the weekend, with new reports raising questions about the federal jail where he was being held. One of Epstein’s guards at the Metropolitan Correctional Center on the night he died was reportedly not a regular corrections officer.

On Monday, Attorney General William Barr criticized the detention center where the disgraced financier was held. “We will get to the bottom of what happened and there will be accountability,” Barr said. “I was appalled and frankly angry to learn of the MCC’s failure to adequately secure this prisoner.”

*adjusts tinfoil*

This just gets stranger and stranger.

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We didn’t say it.

We included the tweet.

But we didn’t say it.

How’s that old saying go? Something strange is afoot at the Circle K.


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