Sally Kohn was good enough to share her White House ‘dream team’ after last night’s CNN Democratic Debate. We will give her credit for admitting the debates were nothing but disrespectful catfighting and embarrassing talking point but her lineup … yikes.
Excited for more respectful, substantive debates but ahem…
Vice President: Booker
Attorney General: Harris
HUD secretary: Buttegieg
Treasury secretary: Yang
Homeland Security secretary: Castro
Secretary of the Interior: Inslee
— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) August 1, 2019
Buttigieg as HUD secretary? Castro in Homeland Security?!
Does Sally even understand what those agencies actually work on because wow?
I wouldn't be measuring for new drapes just yet ?
— BRHOCNY (@brh1964) August 1, 2019
We wouldn’t either.
— Mike Davis (@Minizorg) August 1, 2019
— Cardinal Dark Force (@Gimblin) August 1, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA
Damn. What a bad, bad list. Did you even research Pete? I would never put him at HUD. And Booker? He's your VP? Nah. He blamed Russia for HRC losing my state. Truth is we chose Bernie & they stole us for HRC, who failed to campaign here. Voters felt jaded & stayed home.
— Trina (@DoxsieKatrina) August 1, 2019
Bad bad list.
Yup. Even Democrats agree.
Sanders/Nina Sanders/Tulsi Sanders/Warren if you really want to take down trump. The corporatists are pitting Sanders and Warren camps against each other so they can slip Biden in.
— janeruthraphael (@janeruthsozo) August 1, 2019
Here’s the correct ticket pic.twitter.com/WS00vEE3Oh
— tek_sauce (@tek_sauce) August 1, 2019
— Rhode Island Red (@Rome_Fell) August 1, 2019
You want someone who lies about their race to be President? pic.twitter.com/t85dVcR8xP
— Ole (@mjolnir59) August 1, 2019
Wouldn’t be the first time.
*adjusts tinfoil hat*
You misspelled Buttigieg and you mistakenly put him as HUD Secretary instead of president or Vice President
— Joshua Clemishire (@joshclemishire) August 1, 2019
— pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) August 1, 2019
We agree with Pokey Pup here.
Harris is done… She got killed
How can she survive? She said she was proud of withholding evidence that would free an innocent man… Who is supporting her? Harris must apologize for her actions in California#Buttigieg has a race issue… I just can't w/him
— KW (@kwallach) August 1, 2019
You want this guy as HUD Secretary?https://t.co/gkyULGzKOp
— Brandon Harami (@BrandonHarami) August 1, 2019
Lmao this is a funny list
— Noah Eternal Berner? ?️ (@TheEartheer) August 1, 2019
Sally, when are you going to get with the program? Distilling these recycled neoliberals and adding a lemon spin shakes up for a sour cocktail that voters won’t buy.
neoliberals are done
as in yesteryear
— the dnc is a private corporation (@scoutstandup) August 1, 2019
Wait…what? This is a joke, right? Cuz this looks like a list of who NOT to have in those positions.
— SueZ (@HerselfHig) August 1, 2019
And we all die from climate change because all these people are middle of the ground talkers when it comes to the planet. The planet is dying and we are being offered people who would trade plant and animal life on Earth for a donation.
— Director X (@iDirectorX) August 1, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
— 21st Century FDR (@21stCenturyFDR) August 1, 2019
Watching them tear each apart over a make-believe ‘cabinet’ is one of the funniest things this editor has seen in a while. And serves as a reminder of how much trouble the Democratic Party really is in for 2020.
Talk about division and strife.
Ain’t it grand?