If Eric Swalwell wasn’t so freakin’ annoying we’d almost feel sorry for him and how desperate he is to stand out in the circus the Democratic crop of presidential hopefuls has become. But he is REALLY annoying so eh …

This guy is talking about ‘assault weapons’ like that’s a real thing.

Here’s his plan … TAKE ALL THE MEAN OL’ GUNS FROM THE MEAN OL’ PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT GO PEW PEW PEW.

The NRA’s Cam Edwards did a far better job of taking Douche Nukem and his little gun-control ‘plan’ apart:

BOOMITY.

Oh, and then there’s this nugget from earlier today.

Democrats are definitely trying to out-crazy one another when it comes to gun control.

“Look at me, I hate guns!”

“No no, look at me, I hate guns more!”

“Nu-uh! Nobody hates guns more than me!”

*sigh*

The thread on Eric’s plan is especially entertaining in and of itself, like this ‘campaign ad’ featuring Gumball.

This could totally work.

But he is the only candidate pushing for this and stuff!

HA!

There’s THAT too.

So polite.

All day that. ^

Womp-womp, Eric.

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