If Eric Swalwell wasn’t so freakin’ annoying we’d almost feel sorry for him and how desperate he is to stand out in the circus the Democratic crop of presidential hopefuls has become. But he is REALLY annoying so eh …
This guy is talking about ‘assault weapons’ like that’s a real thing.
There are 15 million assault weapons in America. A ban on future sales does ZERO to protect us from the 15 million out there.
Here’s my plan: BAN & BUY-BACK all of them OR restrict possession to a range/hunting club.
I’m the only candidate calling for this. #EnoughIsEnough
— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) May 6, 2019
Here’s his plan … TAKE ALL THE MEAN OL’ GUNS FROM THE MEAN OL’ PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT GO PEW PEW PEW.
The NRA’s Cam Edwards did a far better job of taking Douche Nukem and his little gun-control ‘plan’ apart:
You don’t have a plan. You have a talking point. https://t.co/2SGtMgbH5Q
— Cam Edwards (@CamEdwards) May 6, 2019
BOOMITY.
Oh, and then there’s this nugget from earlier today.
Gun confiscation on the table as Booker, Swalwell lead 2020 Democrats leftward https://t.co/drPdiVYa44
— Cam Edwards (@CamEdwards) May 7, 2019
Democrats are definitely trying to out-crazy one another when it comes to gun control.
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“Look at me, I hate guns!”
“No no, look at me, I hate guns more!”
“Nu-uh! Nobody hates guns more than me!”
*sigh*
The thread on Eric’s plan is especially entertaining in and of itself, like this ‘campaign ad’ featuring Gumball.
— Some Yitz Tweeted Some Things (@MeerkatYitz) May 7, 2019
This could totally work.
How can you “buy back” something that never belonged to you in the first place? Just say what you really mean, an unconstitutional confiscation.
— ???️?Chase Sheppard?️??? (@badger7_7) May 6, 2019
But he is the only candidate pushing for this and stuff!
Let’s be honest, “candidate” is stretch.
— No Duh (@dar_uso) May 7, 2019
HA!
Yeah but you’re also the only candidate who threatened to nuke the citizens who refused to give up their Constitutional right, so forgive us if we just boop you on the nose and move on. pic.twitter.com/osB960iUPZ
— Lizzy Lou Who? (@_wintergirl93) May 7, 2019
There’s THAT too.
Dear Eric,
Thank you for your kind offer but you can't buy what is not for sale.
~ Every gun owner in America. https://t.co/xHpupNGwDi— Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm (@Artist_Angie) May 7, 2019
So polite.
Thanks for your offer, Duke Nukem. But they're not for sale, at any price. https://t.co/4x5WsNcZXB
— Ordy's Amish School of Coding (@OrdyPackard) May 7, 2019
— Chris Miller (@miller900) May 7, 2019
All day that. ^
Womp-womp, Eric.
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