The good people at The Babylon Bee took it upon themselves to provide the ‘media’ with a handy dandy reference guide for how to refer to various World Religions if they’re ever unsure when covering them. Like for example, the hundreds of Sri Lankan Christians aka ‘Easter Worshipers’ who were murdered in terror attacks this past Easter Sunday.
We’re pretty sure Dems and the media won’t be quite as amused as we are by this guide but meh.
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 24, 2019
When looking at this guide, Easter worshipers isn’t quite as insulting … heh.
Gotta love the ‘Cow Avoiders.’
Hmmm, technically I'm a "polite bike rider" but I didn't actually ride a bike on my mission. I was a polite bus taker. Still…
— The Atomic Mom (@theatomicmom) April 25, 2019
Their term for Scientology though may be our favorite.
I find it highly offensive that Pastafarians aren't on this list. I'm going to protest by going to Olive Garden. Heathens.
— Nate J (@Ephesianstwo_8) April 25, 2019
Seems politically correct to me, nyaa
— Kytaari Seafare Bounder (@thiefacrobat286) April 25, 2019
What if I only shopped at Hot Topic one time?
— Samantha Evans (@sam_ac_evans) April 25, 2019
Thanks for adding crossfitters in there! They’re crazy!
— Torie N Pendleton (@Pens4jc) April 25, 2019
No offense to any crazy cross-fitters reading this.
The best ones ? pic.twitter.com/zqIBxlVeGi
— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) April 25, 2019
HA HA HA HA HA HA
They’re all spectacular.
As an atheist and a dungeon master, I am both offended and flattered by this take.
— Slav Georgiev (@SlavGeorgiev) April 25, 2019
In this light, this editor who happens to be an ‘Easter worshipper’ is both offended and flattered as well.
Leave it to The Babylon Bee.