Call us crazy but you’d think President Trump tweeting about jobs and not mobs is a good thing … but then again, he could say the sky is blue and our good, sweet, delicate friends on the Left and in the Resistance would lose their minds over it.
Would probably go something like this:
Trump: ‘Hey, the sky is blue and trust me I know, because I know people. It’s blue.’
Resistance: ‘THE SKY IS NOT BLUE YOU COLORIST MONSTER! HILLARY WON THE POPULAR VOTE! REEEEEE!’
You laugh but deep down you know we’re right.
All it took for the Resistance to completely meltdown was one tweet with one simple hashtag:
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2018
JOBS?! THE NERVE!
Everything is stupid, but you knew that.
Seriously, look at these people.
OOOOh catchy phrase guy is at it again. Let's all play. #FireTheLiar
— Yvette with a Y (@radiochick841) October 19, 2018
It’s sad when they think they’re clever.
And by sad we mean hilarious.
Nice catchphrase, but you can’t use it when you praised a guy body slamming a reporter in the same sentence.
— Adam (@Tarheel119) October 19, 2018
Imagine going through life having a stick constantly wedged up your backside.
— Trump NuclearButt (@TNuclearbutt) October 19, 2018
We are not dealing with the brightest crayons in the box here.
Give credit to @BarackObama for getting the job rise started before you took office. If you don't want mobs, quit inciting your 'fan base' to create them.
— ☮ Donna Herself (@DonnaHerself) October 19, 2018
These same people spent eight years blaming Bush for Obama’s disastrous economy and now they want to give Obama credit for Trump fixing it.
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Like we said, not the brightest.
You've got a Montana crowd cheering violence against a reporter–that's a mob.
— David Clampitt (@lothaire51) October 19, 2018
Huh. Someone got beaten up in Montana? Gosh, we missed that.
You are a joke to not only this country, but the entire world. You know nothing about “law and order” and will forever be seen as nothing more than a dark stain on the fabric of America. Because of you, I am ashamed to be an American for the first time in my entire life. Congrats
— Cody Nielsen (@CoDySwOrLd2017) October 19, 2018
You know, if these folks would put a little more fiber in their diet they’d be a far more pleasant and happier group.
Oh look! The comic just found his new tagline!
— Jamie Schler (@lifesafeast) October 19, 2018
All they had to do was NOT be crazy … remember that.
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