We’d ask someone to hold an intervention for Michael Avenatti and his Twitter account at this point (because OMG) but then what and who would we have to make fun of? Besides Ron Perlman that is.


On that note, we should probably screenshot this tweet so when Trump Jr. isn’t in jail by the end of the year we can follow up and REALLY make fun of our favorite CPL then.

Please check his record? Whoa boy, we’re not sure he thought this one through.

Bu alrighty then.


He asked us to check, right?

What a maroon.

Responses to his tweet are so sad and pathetic, we almost feel sorry for the members of the Resistance he’s pandering to and using for attention but then again, nobody makes them believe this ambulance chaser.

Imagine putting all of your hopes with this guy?


‘I LOVE this guy right here!’ Pic of Kanye hugging Trump in the Oval Office BREAKS Twitter (blue-check Lefties FREAK)

Texans AIN’T buyin’ it! Quinnipiac poll thread spells BIG WIN for Ted Cruz (and BIGGER LOSS for Beto)

Not the M-WORD! Video of journos shaming GOP for saying ‘mob’ cut with actual mob footage BEST THING EVAH