When this editor was a little girl, she wanted to be a writer. She wrote several stories all throughout her school years in hopes that ONE DAY she would be a writer full time. Then in 2016, that dream came true …
And this morning this editor gets to write about Bigfoot erotica.
It sounded pretty inspirational until we got to the Bigfoot junk, right?
DOOOOOOOOD.
Ok, so when we saw this tweet floating around from Leslie Cockburn (we know), we didn’t think it could possibly be real. In fact we went to bed thinking it was a joke but then this morning the damn thing is trending … and Leslie is indeed very real and running for office in Virginia.
My opponent Denver Riggleman, running mate of Corey Stewart, was caught on camera campaigning with a white supremacist. Now he has been exposed as a devotee of Bigfoot erotica. This is not what we need on Capitol Hill. pic.twitter.com/0eBvxFd6sG
— Leslie Cockburn (@LeslieCockburn) July 29, 2018
Huh?
What?
Forget that he was on camera with a white supremacist, but apparently, the dude digs on Bigfoot.
Wait, there’s more!
From my opponent Denver Riggleman’s Bigfoot erotica collection. pic.twitter.com/ELe0TWJh21
— Leslie Cockburn (@LeslieCockburn) July 29, 2018
Huh again?
Where are her people?! Surely an intern did this … right? RIGHT?!
Now to be fair, she is missing a little blue-check so this MIGHT not be her, which is why this editor questioned the tweet’s authenticity last night but still.
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ZOMG LOL.
As I was saying, welcome to the most bizarre House race in the country. #VA05 https://t.co/q9WVGDK0zb
— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) July 30, 2018
Ya’ think?
God loves you.
You love Bigfoot erotica.
God loves Bigfoot erotica.It’s just math.
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) July 30, 2018
Fair.
https://twitter.com/goldietaylor/status/1023749789077389312
Imagine writing about all of you tweeting about Bigfoot erotica.
Need confirmation that he is a true devotee and not simply pandering to the Bigfoot erotica lobby
— Michael Paarlberg (@MPaarlberg) July 30, 2018
*dying*
https://twitter.com/ebruenig/status/1023752751812149250
We wondered the same thing but nope.
me: “why is Bigfoot trending?”
[seconds later] pic.twitter.com/2Bxj6cdVAH
— Dusty Giebel (@DustinGiebel) July 30, 2018
Yes!
Bigfoot is trending.
I have become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) July 30, 2018
We agree with Jeet. Between the Bigfoot erotica and now this surely it is the end of times.
"The candidate linked with white supremacists and now Bigfoot erotica"
Yeah, I think we can conclusively say that we're living in a simulation, and someone's cat just ran across the keyboard.
— Cassandra, Pudgy Nobody (@ChrisWarcraft) July 30, 2018
Imagine the writers for this scene:
“Hey guys, I have the most HILARIOUS idea. And they thought the banning straws thing was stupid …”
Is there a tape of Trump and Bigfoot is that how this ends
— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) July 30, 2018
Please God, no.
Humans: "You know what the 2018 election season needs? More Bigfoot Erotica."
God: "Done."
Humans: "Wait…no…we were just…wait…what? Oh my."
— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) July 30, 2018
Gotta have more Bigfoot erotica.
Meep.
‘Bigfoot erotica’ tweet posted by…
*wait for it*
… Leslie Cockburn. https://t.co/z8SeQY6lIH
— GayPatriot™️ (@GayPatriot) July 30, 2018
HAAAAAAAAAA. Thanks to GayPatriot for being THAT GUY.
Bigfoot erotica is different from Big Foot Erotica.
— m i t h (@ManInTheHoody) July 30, 2018
Truth.
She had my curiosity with "Bigfoot erotica",she has my attention with "Cockburn" pic.twitter.com/tdApHdaFYY
— Ordy's Amish School of Coding (@OrdyPackard) July 30, 2018
You know that face you make when your sibling says something sorta stupid but really hilarious at the dinner table but you’re not sure if you should laugh or not? Yup, just made that face.
When you hop on Twitter and see "Bigfoot erotica" trending.
Politics in 2018 has **everything** pic.twitter.com/gv37wVD8NV
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) July 30, 2018
Getting into Bigfoot porn to own the Libs pic.twitter.com/2qcDbCeFl4
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) July 30, 2018
And we’re done here.
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