WANT in 1 hand ... Blue-check Dem Socialist lays out his WANTS in LUDICROUS thread and it just gets HILARIOUS

How in the heck is this guy verified?

Wait, it’s Twitter … don’t answer that.

Seems like the hot new thing from our friends on the Left is Democratic Socialism.

Don’t look at us, we didn’t make this nonsense up. And speaking of nonsense, check out ‘Nate’s’ want list for this country and see if you can make it through the thread without laughing your arse off.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013499063050924032

Feel free to write a big ol’ check, Nate.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013500071722274816

No.

No.

Then go live in those other developed countries, this isn’t difficult, Nate.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013500516842827778

Actually, our country is on the rise and getting better every day.

But whatevs.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013501398221246465

Let’s see:

No.

No.

No.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013502475276517377

No.

No.

No.

No.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013503064580542464

No.

No.

No.

No.

And no.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013504076519178240

Nope.

Nyet.

Nada.

WTF?

ROFL.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013504983491334144

Eh?

No to further indoctrination of our kiddos, dude.

LOL.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013506284400922624

Nothing. Is. Free.

Holy cow.

This thread is killing brain cells.

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https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013507197844803590

He means he doesn’t care if he gets the votes from the people he expects to pay for all of this.

What a sweetie, right?

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013508356248604674

HA HA HA HA HA.

Go with that.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013509780684537862

SUPER no.

Wha?

No.

No.

No.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013569987825618944

This is seriously unreal.

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013570436880322569

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1013627813038055424

free university should come with some kind of textbook price control imo. free class only goes so far when you still have to spend like $400 per class on books

— Tim Sutton (@FlamingButtWind) July 1, 2018

These f’ing people.

I want a unicorn that shoots lasers! pic.twitter.com/ItAzXweaK1

— Monika (@MonikaMusing) July 2, 2018

Ooooh, we do too!

Ah, the clarion call for America to become Venezuela.

— Jim G (@AxialEquatorial) July 2, 2018

Yeah, no.

Thank God we've been able to genetically modify trees to make money.

Otherwise taxpayers would have to pay for this.
Meaning IT WOULD NOT BE FREE.

— Anton Zilwicky (@antonzilwicky54) July 2, 2018

Thank God we've been able to genetically modify trees to make money.

Otherwise taxpayers would have to pay for this.
Meaning IT WOULD NOT BE FREE.

— Anton Zilwicky (@antonzilwicky54) July 2, 2018

https://twitter.com/kebejay/status/1013828188709928960

MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN.

Do you want Venezuela? Because this is how you get Venezuela.

— Michael Arcane (@MichaelArcane) July 2, 2018

I want to live in a magical world where unicorns and leprechauns pay for all of that.

— Bohemio of the d'Urbervilles (@El__Bohemio) July 2, 2018

He forgot free coffee! Silly Dem.

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