Our favorite parody (and yours) Sean Spicier was being his usual helpful self on Twitter and shared a suggestion that is guaranteed to keep families of illegal immigrants from being separated at the border.
The truth is we just don’t have the jobs available for immigrants. The lawn care industry is already at full employment
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 18, 2018
Wait, wait, not that one, although you KNOW they are going to lose their minds over that tweet.
Nope, it was this one.
“You could maybe not break the law and then nobody has to worry about anyone taking their kids”—Captain Obvious
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 17, 2018
Seems a fairly simple concept, right? Don’t want to put your family in a situation to be separated maybe don’t enter the country illegally. Radical.
And like CLOCKWORK, the Left was on this tweet shaking their little blue fists and tossing glitter at the parody.
This never gets old.
Opa! pic.twitter.com/4aZEnCJxpB
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 18, 2018
Well gosh, if this guy wants illegal immigrants to live with him that’s his choice.
Opa indeed!
But wait, there’s more (there’s ALWAYS more):
Protest the folks who take better care of them than I, obviously. Duh pic.twitter.com/RX3PsPPRwa
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 18, 2018
Yes, we’re the monsters for not locking them up in cages with their parents (or perhaps not their parents) and taking care of them while the adults are ‘processed.’ Forget that plenty of these kids are being trafficked and this process could actually SAVE THEM … no no, we’re the bad guys.
We’re always the bad guys doncha know.
It’s a toss up between Repugnants and Repubelicans pic.twitter.com/AExchZPx0P
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 17, 2018
Soooo are they saying Republicans are going to Hell? Because sheesh, that’s harsh, right?
Speaking of harsh, Spicier had this to say about Obama’s FBI …
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee pic.twitter.com/X2O0vYpqVb
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 18, 2018
Heh!
Sure, Obama spied on the Trump campaign and two FBI agents texted each other about ‘stopping Trump’ but HEY, Trump is a big meanie head and stuff so there!
Shows how much you know! I never even worked for Hillary pic.twitter.com/nD4zgniN55
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 15, 2018
YES.
So much this.
We so love it when anyone can use a Lefty’s hysteria about Trump to slam Hillary.
How about another one?
I am. I’m lining up conjugals. Can I count on you? pic.twitter.com/YtyWfTP14r
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 12, 2018
EEEEK. No.
And finally this one because the response is just so … creepy.
Sorry, I don’t do requests pic.twitter.com/36kB11Zcen
— Sean Spicier (@sean_spicier) June 14, 2018
Who ARE these people?!
Wait.
Don’t answer that.
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