A LOVE story! Burger King asking Wendy's to prom is the FUNNIEST damn Twitter thread you'll read today

Awwww … we’re not sure where this Burger King is but we kinda sorta totally love the message they posted on their ‘board.’

pic.twitter.com/LzWv4mCJ2A

— Burger King (@BurgerKing) May 9, 2018

Look out, Romeo and Juliet … talk about two houses alike in dignity.

Shoutout for a Shakespeare reference so early on a Friday?

Guess what Wendy’s said?

Ok, but don’t get handsy and we have to be home by 10. https://t.co/tQunlsqecG

— Wendy's (@Wendys) May 9, 2018

SQUEEE!

10 seems early … but we agree, don’t get handsy!

Seriously, is there a better account on Twitter?

Roast me or I’m going to Sonic.

— SneakyFruitBat (@SneakyFruitBat) May 9, 2018

the hedgehog?

— Wendy's (@Wendys) May 9, 2018

Heh.

Wait prom season is here?

— Mel ?? (@Whatever1210) May 9, 2018

Let's go dress shopping!

— Wendy's (@Wendys) May 9, 2018

Talk about customer service!

I knew I should’ve asked sooner

— MoonPie (@MoonPie) May 9, 2018

Awwwwww …

We’ll save you a dance or two for sure

— Wendy's (@Wendys) May 9, 2018

Mad. Love. For. This. Account.

Aren't you two a little too old to go to prom? Wendy you're 48 and Burger King is 64

— Carl Boogie (@CWayne2000) May 9, 2018

Harrumph!

How dare you

— Wendy's (@Wendys) May 9, 2018

*dead*

*seriously dead*

Who runs this account?

— James Schuder (@jamesschuder1) May 9, 2018

Your mom.

An 28 year old bottle of Flintstones vitamins

— Wendy's (@Wendys) May 9, 2018

Ok, that’s better than a your mom joke, but only slightly.

does that make u the burger queen

— Disco Nap (@disconapco) May 9, 2018

AND THE PROM QUEEN! BOW TO YOUR QUEEN!

— Wendy's (@Wendys) May 9, 2018

YAAAAAS!

Is McDonalds there too?

— ClemTuxedo (@BowhTuxedo) May 9, 2018

hope not

— Wendy's (@Wendys) May 9, 2018

Heh.

is this really social media

— ?saul? (@ENTERGALACTlC) May 10, 2018

who knows

— Wendy's (@Wendys) May 10, 2018

Fair.

I love you Wendy’s.

— Aaron Smith (@jaaron_smith) May 9, 2018

????

— Wendy's (@Wendys) May 9, 2018

We love you, Wendy’s.

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