Awwww … we’re not sure where this Burger King is but we kinda sorta totally love the message they posted on their ‘board.’

Look out, Romeo and Juliet … talk about two houses alike in dignity.

Shoutout for a Shakespeare reference so early on a Friday?

Guess what Wendy’s said?


10 seems early … but we agree, don’t get handsy!

Seriously, is there a better account on Twitter?


Talk about customer service!

Awwwwww …

Mad. Love. For. This. Account.



*seriously dead*

Your mom.

Ok, that’s better than a your mom joke, but only slightly.




We love you, Wendy’s.


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