We know The Babylon Bee is satire but man oh man, when they get it right they seriously GET IT RIGHT.

This was an epic slam on CNN.

One they more than earned.

Literal EL OH EL.

Evil Trump kidnaps three people from North Korea … that’s BIGLY.

*dead*

CNN is probably jealous of this headline in fact.

And then WaPo. Yup.

Don’t believe her? Check out Brian Stelter’s feed. It’s hot garbage today.

Ok, to be fair it’s hot garbage MOST days but today it’s really really really bad.

Really.

Hail to the Kidnapper in Chief.

And curtain.

Huzzah!


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