Poor April Ryan.

She started a fight yesterday with Sarah Sanders (yes, she started it), then went on multiple shows to complain about how Sarah was mean to her, then tweeted with the former mayor of Baltimore ‘joking’ about how they would fight Sarah.

No, we’re not making this up.

Read for yourself:

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

It was all just a joke, folks, and we’re the ones who are ‘wrong’ for not thinking it was funny.

For shame on all of us.

IT WAS SARAH’S FAULT.

End of story. Pardon us while we roll our eyes way, way, way back.

But it wasn’t Sarah who went on a bunch of shows crying about how mean April was and she certainly wasn’t tweeting with some former mayor about fist fighting April.

But you know, she’s the victim and stuff.

Yeah, please.

Ooh ooh, we know.

Ouch.

It’s all about attention and pretending she wasn’t completely unprofessional and ridiculous tweeting about fighting Sarah Sanders.

In other words, she got caught being awful and is trying really hard to pretend otherwise.


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