Kurt Schlichter cracks us up.
In a good way.
Even if this editor doesn’t always agree with what he tweets or writes the way people react to him is always entertaining. The man could tweet that grass is green and some Resistance type would find a way to claim it was racist and screech at him for hours, so imagine what happens when he actually tweets something clearly meant to trigger:
Liberals hate the military, especially the liberals who did a tour and try to milk it forever in an effort to avoid being lumped with the America-hating Democrats they threw in with. https://t.co/5PdYAWGI3y
— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) April 21, 2018
Ouch.
And we’re not entirely sure what it was about Kurt’s tweet that triggered this response from Kimberley Johnson but we found it hilarious and not in a good way.
Jesus was a liberal.
Jesus would have voted for Hillary. https://t.co/Z94XUyunNN— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) April 21, 2018
Whoa boy.
Jesus would pray for Hillary, but he wouldn’t vote for her.
If you are referring to Jesus Christ, Son of God, then clearly, you do not know him.
— DES-JAX (@desjax) April 21, 2018
I do know her and she said that you should not question my faith.
— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) April 21, 2018
Clearly, this gal is totally confused.
I think Jesus might have been opposed to all the baby murder, among other things.
— Eric Gordon (@Dalex_60) April 21, 2018
Probably a good guess.
You are correct. Jesus was against baby murder, but he was all about choice and terminating unwanted pregnancies — fetuses are not children.
— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) April 21, 2018
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We just rolled our eyes so hard we may have actually hurt ourselves.
Jesus is the Son of God. God creates life. @TheDemocrats & @HillaryClinton are pro-abortion.
Jesus is NOT pro-abortion.
— DrSueDVM☤? (@DrSueDVM) April 21, 2018
Jesus is pro-choice and supports Planned Parenthood.
— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) April 21, 2018
Troll is going to troll.
No he wasn't. Check into that bible thing, it'll do you some good. We'll pray for you.
— Terri Lamke for Trump! (@terri_lamke) April 21, 2018
No thanks. pic.twitter.com/o1pbSgbEHi
— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) April 21, 2018
She was really really really trying hard to be funny.
And she really really really failed.
Jesus was not a US citizen, so, yes, they would have registered him in Cook County and voted him for Hillary.
— Andrew S. (@shoutingboy) April 21, 2018
HA! Ok, now that was funny.
And now, they're politicizing Jesus. Wow. ?
— KatyDidlt (@KatyDidlt) April 21, 2018
Jesus said it was fine and why are you questioning my faith?
— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) April 21, 2018
Oooohhhh.. now do Mohammed!
— Pam D (@lifebythecreek) April 21, 2018
Wouldn’t hold your breath on this.
Would Jesus have voted for Hillary after the DNC booed His dad at the convention?
— GregEsq (@GregEsq) April 22, 2018
Jesus was killed by Big Government.
— Dusty (@dustopian) April 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/im_dangerzone/status/987770409490763776
Jesus voted for her in California. Several million times.
— UpperDecker (@Sterm26) April 21, 2018
If only Kimberley had been this clever.
Oh well, we’ll just pray for her because if anyone needs Jesus it’s this lady.
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