Seems a pretty safe guess that Dennis Miller is less than impressed with what the 90th Oscars has to offer this year. While many of us are skipping the yearly awards show where a bunch of wealthy, self-centered, progressive Hollywood elite pat themselves on the back for reading words someone else wrote for them, most of us probably aren’t so underwhelmed with the awards show that we’d rather do this:

Raccoons aren’t friendly ANYWAY, but a rabid one almost makes Chelsea Handler seem like a nice person.


Which says so much about the disaster the Oscars has turned into over the years.

Wait, you mean you’re not kayaking across the Pacific with a rabid raccoon in your boat? Buzzkill.


Is this the new Tide Pod trend?

What a giver.

Oooh, good plan.


Alrighty then.


And curtain.


‘DON’T profile me.’ Stacey Dash BLISTERS Trevor Noah for NASTY comments about her candidacy

So very TRIGGERED: Joy Reid absolutely LOSES it on #TriggerALiberalIn4Words (and other great tweets!)