Chelsea Handler is looking to sleep with a Republican man so she can reach ‘some level of bipartisanship.’
Men. If you’re a Republican YOU NEED TO RUN AND RUN FAST. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 … RUN.
In my effort to achieve some level of bipartisanship, my goal this year was to sleep with a Republican—
voluntarily. It’s going to be tricky.— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) February 6, 2018
This is surely a sign of the end of times.
Not like you have a lot of options.
— PartyofOne?? (@ADmomof3) February 6, 2018
What are the odds that Republican men all over the world just did a collective all-over body gross-out shiver when they saw this tweet?
So she is trying to find guys in Hollywood who haven’t been accused of rape. https://t.co/OhJ8SI9ydi
— Jodi???? (@APLMom) February 6, 2018
Slim pick’ins.
https://twitter.com/THOMASBMALONE/status/960926038258802688
*dead*
I suggest @ananavarro
— BrunoGotez (@iSenseChange) February 6, 2018
Hrm, we’re sensing a theme here.
Not judging.
You mean in your effort to achieve some level of attention.
— ll (@l1SS490) February 6, 2018
It’s hard to get the attention she so craves since her show was canceled… err … we mean since she quit her show to be a political activist.
https://twitter.com/ElaineD9999999/status/960930669881970688
Not a good visual.
Make it a black one, at least. You know why?
— Michelle Ertan (@phuck_hsu) February 6, 2018
Huh?
Find a blind one that can't smell, it might happen then.
— Mark Sher (@mscher001) February 6, 2018
We didn’t say it, he did. Ok, so we laughed at him saying it and used it in this article BUT WE DIDN’T SAY IT.
*snort*
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