Set phasers to WTF: George Takei compares FISA Memo to his fart, and it just gets grosser from there

We could have totally gone our WHOLE LIVES without knowing or thinking about George Takei’s farts.

Seriously.

I hear Devin Nunes released a memo his staff wrote about the FBI. So in response I’m going to release a fart in my bedroom. They’re both made of hot air, stink to high heaven, and thankfully will be forgotten in moments.

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) February 4, 2018

Dude. Yuck.

Cool George. Just so we're all in agreement on this, we're going to stack the FBI with Republican loyalists who will use RNC funding and oppo research to create flimsy dossiers we'll take to a FISA court (but not tell them abt the RNC funding!), so we can spy on Democrats. Okay?

— Tall Man Short Hair (@TallManShort) February 4, 2018

As long as that means we don’t have to read any more tweets about George Takei farting we’re all good with that.

https://twitter.com/icklepepper/status/960087873776242688

Heh.

Ew?

— Denial is not a river in Egypt?️‍? (@MarkSDeRosa) February 4, 2018

Super ew.

pic.twitter.com/mGzltUmg0c

— Shelz⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@Trendyfalcon) February 4, 2018

Ummm.

Be sure to say aloud ‘ take that Devin Nunes ‘

— pet of the duchess (@c5dorko) February 4, 2018

What is wrong with you people?

George, I can’t unread this. No more tweets about you farting, please.

— Kelly (@KellyBefus) February 4, 2018

Scarred forever.

Thanks a LOT, Sulu.

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