We could have totally gone our WHOLE LIVES without knowing or thinking about George Takei’s farts.

Seriously.

Dude. Yuck.

As long as that means we don’t have to read any more tweets about George Takei farting we’re all good with that.

Heh.

Super ew.

Ummm.

What is wrong with you people?

Scarred forever.

Thanks a LOT, Sulu.

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