You know those stories you come across every once in awhile that totally crack you up because you KNOW the responses on the piece in social media are going to be LIT and hilarious?

The Guardian wrote such an article just today, and it’s a DOOZY:

We don’t know about her but we find it’s a bad idea NOT to be friends with your vagina.

Just sayin’.

Then again, maybe her vagina wasn’t all that friendly before.

Seriously EL OH EL.

Hey, maybe her vagina was a real jerk there for awhile, maybe it was even racist and sexist.

It could happen.

*dying*

No shirts, no shoes, no underwear, no service?

We denounce ourselves.

*dead*

Perhaps.

And THAT is no small feat.

THIS was pretty damn funny.

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Man of STEEL: Dean Cain blasts Rep. Ted Lieu over the shutdown, takes on GAGGLE of stupid