Dude, just leave Christmas alone.
Isn’t it a little early to start calling Santa Claus racist? Asking for a friend.
I feel so bad for Christmas. It’s been so disrespected for so long, you almost never hear about it anymore. It’s almost like Christmas was white people
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 5, 2017
Oh ha ha ha, we get it. Andy is trying to make a joke that white people aren’t disrespected while taking a jab at Christmas.
He went straight past the naughty list RIGHT to the stupid list.
And speaking of the naughty list, check out these Scrooges:
Whitin' In A Whiter Whiterland
— Adam Crews (@Browtweaten) December 5, 2017
what a world we live in where an imaginary war being fought against an already mostly commercial holiday drives people into a crazed fervor.
relax folks, as long as all your favorite companies can make obscene amounts of money every holiday season, christmas ain’t leaving
— O'Merry Christmas Wa Mou Shindeiru (@newzerokaneda) December 5, 2017
You know these people are a blast at Christmas parties.
As a #WarOnChristmas veteran, I still get flashbacks of the retail clerk wishing me a "HappyHoliday". She was so joyful and sincere, but couldn't she see I was buying CHRISTMAS presents?! Thank God a serial sex predator leads the charge to bring Christmas back to the White House.
— RookieCityCop (@RookieCityCop) December 5, 2017
This one is definitely getting coal in his stocking, which will likely trigger him into some hatred on energy in America and ultimately lead to him blaming Trump for the end of the world or something.
It's becoming a rallying point for many white nationalists. "Jesus wants us to hate and kill everybody different from us!"
— Ramblin' Man (@Jerry_at_Rick) December 5, 2017
We’re shocked some of these folks can tie their own shoes … ok, maybe they can’t.
Christmas overrated, bruh.
— Scott Gerard (@scottcisco) December 5, 2017
Progressives are such cranky bite-in-the-asses, sheesh.
They gotta ruin everything fun.
Thank you for the laugh, Andy. Still laughing. Needed that, goodnight cutie.
— When Women Lead (@WWomenL) December 5, 2017
Cutie? Umm … no.