When you’re a white guy calling yourself a Beyoncé professor complaining about other white people being white and their racist whiteness it MIGHT be time to put the Twitter down.
Seriously with this?
ICYMI: my article is making white people really mad today ?: https://t.co/RL9i3lBttT
— Kevin Allred (@KevinAllred) August 28, 2017
Full transparency, we’re not mad … we didn’t actually even read the article … but the reactions to his thread on Taylor Swift being a racist and copying his queen Beyoncé was too funny NOT to write about.
This thread is hilarious and I don't care about any of it. https://t.co/0SNyg4LppX
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) August 29, 2017
What Jonah said.
Taylor Swift has built her entire post-2009 career off racism & white supremacy& white people really don't want me to talk about it. oh…?
— Kevin Allred (@KevinAllred) August 28, 2017
Umm … what?
& for all the folks screaming "Beyoncé isn't original either," you're wrong. there's a major difference in how she works.
— Kevin Allred (@KevinAllred) August 28, 2017
HA HA HA HA HA.
People, he’s a Beyoncé professor, he’s an expert on her so he would know.
*dying*
i'm actually simultaneously terrified and excited for what Beyoncé will do next. because it could kill us all w/ it's beauty.
— Kevin Allred (@KevinAllred) August 27, 2017
Kill us with its beauty.
K.
I can’t stop reading it. He alternates between insisting he’s a dispassionate scholar, and writing things like this: https://t.co/sdHyyakwX6
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) August 29, 2017
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HAAAAAA.
https://twitter.com/molratty/status/902496064510582785
EL OH EL.
when Swift copies from a black woman, power is working in a different direction than when Beyoncé decanters the whiteness of old ideas. ?
— Kevin Allred (@KevinAllred) August 28, 2017
This is sorta like a stalker saying he’s not a stalker, he’s just an expert in the person he’s stalking, and his following his or her every move is just research.
Sure.
Allred thinks to himself: "This is the truth bomb that will change everything." Hits tweet button. Breathes deeply, like a victorious hero. https://t.co/1UoJYJSpZa
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) August 29, 2017
This is the one that’ll DO IT.
It's crucial one decanters the whiteness.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) August 29, 2017
Now this is just getting silly.
Cantering whiteness. pic.twitter.com/l0NS4szwwp
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) August 29, 2017
Heh.
You two are proving his point: White people don’t want him to talk about decantering whiteness.
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) August 29, 2017
Stop talking about decantering whiteness, white people!
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