In the latest episode of progressive tone-deafness, Krystal Ball has crowned her side of the aisle the undisputed heavyweight champions of American patriotism, a claim so hilariously detached from decades of flag-burning cosplay, border-open idealism, and reflexive suspicion of the military that it could only land with a straight face on social media.
Yeah, we got nothin'.
By elevating an Abdul El-Sayed clip that frets more about school budgets than the strategic realities of arming partners abroad, she somehow transforms garden-variety antisemitism into proof that the left alone truly loves this country — while everyone else is apparently just LARPing with their “Support the Troops” bumper stickers.
They're all so damn predictable.
The left is the most pro-American faction in American politics and it's not close. https://t.co/FMxpbaosCR
— Krystal Ball (@krystalball) August 3, 2026
Right? SO PATRIOTIC.
Bad Hombre lists some of the Left's greatest hits when it comes to America:
Some recent quotes from leftists:
— Bad Hombre (@Badhombre) August 3, 2026
“I am Guatemalan before I am American.” - Delia Ramirez
“America is a f**king disgrace.” - Darializa Avila Chevalier
“America is a s**thole built on slavery and genocide and rape and oppression.” - Rashida Tlaib
- “I am ashamed of the U.S.… https://t.co/sOcv6Ifjy6
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... G*ddamn states.” - Ilhan Omar“
America deserved 9-11, dude. F**k it. I’m saying it.” - Hasan Piker
SO pro-America.
— Tony Kinnett (@TheTonus) August 4, 2026
— Lili von Shtupp (@LvS_Redux) August 3, 2026
— D Block (@Dhmcgrath77) August 4, 2026
You’re either being purposely deceptive or you’re insane.
— Jake13th 🏴☠️ (@JakeThirteenth) August 4, 2026
Both, she's both.
You should probably stop smoking cat laxatives.
— ChairmanOohMowMow (@ooh_mow) August 4, 2026
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Ummm ... we don't want to know.
I am not sure how you can square that statement with the fact that the left is -constantly- trashing America and the West in general
— ClimbTheMtn (@MtnTha) August 3, 2026
Because TRUUUUUUMP. Or the Jews, we're not sure which anymore ...
I'm sorry about your botched lobotomy. Get well soon. https://t.co/E39IwKMoPM
— Professor Nathan 'Explosion' Hale #Brutal 👨🏻🔬 (@ProfNathanHale) August 4, 2026
Heh.
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