Clarity for Claire: Democrat McCaskill Gets Cause and Effect Lesson After Decrying ICE’s...
Tom Homan Hammers Hapless Heckler at TPUSA and Sends Him Home to His...
Bernie Sanders is Asking Dem Leadership to Drink the Communist Kool-Aid and Endorse...
Liberal Afraid Alligator Alcatraz Is Incinerating Illegal Aliens
Florida Franchise? Kristi Noem Says Five States Are Considering Their Own Versions of...
Shed No Tears for the Bureaucracy
Jillian Michaels Shocked as CNN’s Abby Phillip Defends Illegal Alien Teen Labor on...
Sen. Patty Murray: GOP Is Afraid If Kids Watch PBS They’ll Learn to...
Here's More Info on an Arrested California 'Farm Worker' From the ICE Raid...
Rep. Jayapal Gets Ratioed Into Orbit for Pushing the Left's Latest Pro-Illegal Immigration...
Bernie for Borders? Sanders Says He Wants to Keep Illegal Aliens Out but...
Harmeet K. Dhillon Lays the Smackdown on Sen. Alex 'Jose' Padilla
He's SUPER SERIOUS, Y'all! Florida Senator Posts Dour Selfie to Demand Oversight of...
Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Tours Alligator Alcatraz, Says They're Living in Cages
The Party of Women Strikes Again! Zohran Mamdani Thinks NYPD Shouldn't Respond to...

Good news, lady (parts)! Sexist Obama says you are qualified for women's work, like teaching

That’s right. President Obama, while continuing to pitifully and bitterly cling to that whole Binder-gate nonsense, said this yesterday:

Advertisement

How gracious of him! You ladies and your parts may just be able to learn stuff. And then take on some women’s work like becoming a teacher!

Remember, Obama has a history of dismissing women.

And that just scratches the surface! What about reducing women to “lady parts?” And, you know, trying to turn them into obedient and enslaved Julias? Poor dears! They can’t function on their own. Obama will pat you on your purty, little heads. Of course, there is far more misogyny in Obama’s record, but we’ll let Ace of Spades explain in a way that only he can. Warning: Your sides will be aching. You may even snort and that’s totally not cute. But, it can’t be helped. Read and giggle madly.

Advertisement

Surely the lapdogs in the media will bark “What about your GAAAAAFFES,” right?

Of course not. It’s not like he said they could be teachers holding binders. Wait, a tic. Don’t teachers use binders? And what about all those Trapper Keepers they will be surrounded by in the classroom? No matter; none of that fits the narrative anyway.

Ah, yes. Remember that? Women who worked in Obama’s White House called it a Boy’s Club and said it was a “hostile workplace for women.” He won’t even let those pesky women golf with him. That’s not real women’s work and all. Plus, cooties!

Advertisement

Women can’t be expected to decide such things on their own, silly! Thank goodness women have Man-God Obama to tell them what to do. If, of course, he thinks they are qualified enough.

Ace then kindly informed women on Twitter of this fabulous new opportunity for them, provided graciously by President Obama!

Advertisement

Remember, media: Sssh. Keep this on the down-low.

Any other work for which ladies qualify?

https://twitter.com/TodTimes/status/258663257861152769

Yes! Don’t forget beauticians. Ladies like make-up and hair and such. And shoes. But, they can’t be shoe salesmen; that includes some math. Ick! Ace continues to spread the good word.

What else does Obama think about the woman caricatures in his mind?

Advertisement

Yes. Plus, women would then have plenty of time during free periods to sit around and contemplate their uteri. Of course, not all teaching, though. Home Economics? Yes. Especially sammich making. But other classes?

Heaven forfend! And certainly not math. That is totally for boys. And what on earth does it have to do with vaginas? The only math ladies need to know is the ability to count to thirty. So that they know when they need to start worrying every month about Romney’s nefarious plot to steal their tampons.

Advertisement

Ace and other Twitter users explain further.

Why all the panic-driven exposure of Obama’s true, sexist and absurd self?

Binders! Vagina Squirrel!

Yep. Put the latest Gallup poll in a binder. Sad face Obama.

Binders or Julia’s shackles? Ladies who vote with their smarts and not their parts are choosing binders.

Ace kindly reminds the ladies one last time about the gracious offer by President Obama.

Advertisement

If only Eva Longoria had listened, huh?

See, ladies? Just listen to your Man-King Obama. Or, you know, vote him out in November. Hey, he can always go back to teaching.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement