did I really just hear romney wants to eliminate tampons bc it's unnatural for a woman to shove a foreign object up her!? #goobama—
lexi johnson (@LexiJohnson295) October 10, 2012
Lefties’ fantasies about Mitt Romney’s “War on Women” have gotten a whole lot bloodier.
Evidently Romney is no longer content to meddle with their precious lady parts. Now he’s coming for their Tampax.
Dear Romney, if you're getting rid of tampons because foreign object shouldn't be in a vagina start chopping off dicks.—
Olivia Agosti (@_LMFAOlivia) October 09, 2012
Hey Romney why don't you sit in your own blood and filth for a few hours and tell me why tampons should be illegal—
K. Furey (@hoodassnigguh) October 04, 2012
Romney wants to outlaw tampons? He must really hate the wimmenz!
Once again, the liberal brain trust has bought into an absurd hoax. This one appears to have started with a satire article published months ago at the Free Wood Post. The site is headed with the tag line “news that’s almost reliable” and has a satire disclaimer right up at the top. But for many GOP haters, this quote was too good to check.
It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against God’s plan for women.
Of course, that quote was attributed to Rep. Darrell Issa in the Free Wood Post’s satire piece. But like satire, reading is hard.
Sure, people could research a bizarre story like this with a little-known site called “Google.” But then how would they breathlessly tweet their outrage and violent intentions?
omfg no, i need tampons to LIVE WTF IS ROMNEY EVEN SAYING. FUCK NO, leave. goodbye. i will kill you. no no no no no, you are horrible BYE—
☺Danielle Lala☺ (@lalasl4nd) October 08, 2012
If Romney gets rid of tampons, I'm gonna kill him—
Abby Stamper (@abigailryaaan) October 07, 2012
Romney wants to ban tampons, I'm going to fucking kill this guy.—
Ashley S. Card (@theashleycard) October 06, 2012
so, Romney says he will prohibit tampons, someone please shoot the guy.—
Pavid (@UprisingPanem) October 06, 2012
Romney I like you but seriously if you open a plane window you will die and I you ban tampons I will murder you—
✰ (@jfcniallhoran) October 10, 2012
if romney wanting to ban tampons is true, i'm gonna stab him in the eye. he obviously doesn't fucking know what its like to be a woman. OBVI—
alexandra barajas (@xeeeela) October 07, 2012
If Romney bans tampons I'll shove a whole box of tampons up his asshole and his dick (-: motherfucker—
Vic's bald patch☹☹☹ (@carmenokwow) October 07, 2012
what do you mean mitt romney wants to ban tampons how about i shove a box of spongebob tampons up his ass—
♡lil felipe♡ (@harrysanalbeads) October 10, 2012
Haha mitt Romney wants to ban Tampons?! K he better reconsider before I stick one down his asshole :-)—
Andrea † (@Milesforhoran) October 10, 2012
If Romney stops the sales of tampons I will shove 10 up his ass.—
Emmy (@Em_N_Mxoxo) October 09, 2012
We should shove some tampons up Mitt Romney's ass who's with me—
pizza hut's bff (@acciojanice) October 06, 2012
Proving that not every woman lives up to the “lady” portion of “lady parts,” many Romney haters tweeted their plans to menstruate on Romney’s face or in his mouth after he carries out his War on Tampons.
If Romney is elected… And bans tampons… I'm sticking a bloody pad to his face.—
MacNeil, J. (@JustJannaM) October 10, 2012
if romney bans tampons i will menstruate on his face—
okay (@harrytwerkin) October 10, 2012
Fucking Willard Romney wants to stop stores from selling tampons. How about I just period on your face, Romney?—
Enita Cehic (@AHOYenita) October 09, 2012
if romney bans tampons im gonna use his mouth to soak up my period blood—
~*ms cory baxter*~ (@HarrysRack) October 08, 2012
Romney wants to get rid of pads and tampons? ……..k then i'll just use his face.—
Kαtlyn † (@katlynsykes) October 08, 2012
is romney really wanting to ban tampons um let me bleed on ur face then—
andrea aka princess~ (@ZaynsCigarrette) October 10, 2012
Does Romney really wanna ban tampons where the hell else am I supposed to bleed then pads don't cut it I guess I'll bleed on his face.—
Harry's Cat(; (@PaulsMyBff) October 09, 2012
Romney wants to get rid of tampons… Lol Romney I'll bleed on your face you fag.—
Miranda Tomko✌ (@itsjustTomko__) October 09, 2012
if Romney gets elected and gets rid of tampons i'll bleed on his ugly ass face.—
HANNAHBANANA (@hannahblandd) October 08, 2012
Mitt Romney: "Tampons are the devil." okay, well I'll just bleed on your face.—
Emzy (@_emuhlion) October 08, 2012
Does Romney seriously want to ban tampons? Okay let me bleed all over your face for a week and see if your mindset changes about that one.—
Alyssa Morrissette (@infinitealyssa) October 06, 2012
All class, these dames. All class.