#Julia is the Sandra Fluke of composite hypothetical non existent women
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Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 03, 2012As Twitchy reported earlier, Barack Obama’s new ‘composite’ woman is Julia; a slave to the government from cradle to grave.
New Obama slogan: "Womb to Tomb." #julia—
(@toddstarnes) May 03, 2012
This manufactured woman and her life keep getting curiouser and curiouser, as Twitter users are quick to point out.
What's the opposite of a parody? Because The Life of Julia feels like the opposite of a Monty Python movie. goo.gl/kvHpt—
Jayvie Canono (@OneFineJay) May 03, 2012
having #julia as a web designer is sexist. Why not a Dr.? Lawyer? Scientist? All she can do is draw pretty stuff. #waronwomen—
Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) May 03, 2012
Shaddup and make us some sammiches, Julia. Oh, look! A shiny!
Interesting how #Julia had a baby all on her own. No mention of #Dad. Who needs one? It's the government!—
Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) May 03, 2012
Only need men in the form of Daddy Government to pay for your birth control, duh. Anyway, surely the government can knock up Julia, since they handle absolutely everything else for the poor little dear. Wow, you’ve come a long way, baby! How empowering.
Not pictured in #Julia slideshow: Zachary ends up unemployed & living in her basement.—
Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) May 03, 2012
All hail 26-year-old adult children!
Uh oh. Someone tell #Julia that Labor Sec'y Solis said Ledbetter didn't work.—
Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) May 03, 2012
It's pretty sad when one candidate's policies only benefit fictitious people #julia—
Kenton Jacobsen (@kentonjacobsen) May 03, 2012
Don’t confuse Julia, or the President, with reason.
at 36, #julia qualifies for breast enlargement surgery covered under ObamaCare because it will make her happier.—
Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) May 03, 2012
Well, no complaints there, right fellas?
notice that since #julia is a ward of the state, she never gets to take a vacation.—
Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) May 03, 2012
Why is #Julia dressing Zachary like a boy? Shouldn't he be wearing gender-neutral attire?—
Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) May 03, 2012
H8Rs.
How about a "Life of Julia" panel where she becomes a Republican candidate, and Obama's allies call her filthy names on the air?—
John Hayward (@Doc_0) May 03, 2012
At 20 #Julia becomes a Palin supporter, is deemed "not a real woman" by feminists and gets called a "dumb tw*t" by Bill Maher.—
(@SmallgGay) May 03, 2012
Punitive shaming if a woman, composite or real, fails to walk in lockstep with the policies that seek to enslave them. Shut up, girls; Big Daddy knows what’s best. He only abuses and enslaves you because he loves you!
I'm guessing #Julia votes with her vagina?—
Teri Christoph (@TeriChristoph) May 03, 2012
Of course! Don’t you know that women’s vaginas are inextricably linked to their thinkies and politics? Women reduced to the sum of their girly parts once again by the Democrats.
#Julia at 67: "Why is there a big open trench in the community garden?"—
David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 03, 2012
Rut roh, Julia. Say hello to the death panels.
Twitter users, including Congressman Griffin (R-AR), try to help Julia out with some of those pesky little things called facts.
Q4 @BarackObama @WhiteHouse: Would #Julia also get a free cell phone under #UncleSamsUnlimitedPlan? VIDEO: facebook.com/RepTimGriffin/… #ar2 #tcot—
Rep. Tim Griffin (@RepTimGriffin) May 03, 2012
#Julia's son Zachary, child of a single mother, is 10x more likely to abuse drugs, 14x times more likely to commit rape. #WarOnWomen—
Andrew Stiles (@AndrewStilesWFB) May 03, 2012
#Julia is bummed. Her share of the national debt went up $16,345 under Obama. 1.usa.gov/9lDQhC #hypeandblame—
(@IowaGOP) May 03, 2012
Must-read. RT @KevinWGlass: I helped fill in Obama's #Julia story with a few helpful facts is.gd/9mKAT1—
Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) May 03, 2012
In addition to a parody account, there is a Tumblr offering a reality for the composite woman Julia.
Guys, please check out 'The Real Life of #Julia' up now, with updates to come. thereallifejulia.tumblr.com—
Gabriel Malor (@gabrielmalor) May 03, 2012
And an alternative background for Julia, based on Mr. Composite himself.
RT @YankInGeorgia: #Julia is impregnated by a bigamist from Kenya, who abandons her. She remarries, takes her child to Indonesia, and f …—
Hereistheanswer (@hereistheanswer) May 03, 2012
President Obama, like all good little Leftists, uses women as pawns for political gain. They do this in part by striving to keep women as victims. Victims are easily controlled and they are dependent. Dependent on The State, natch. Victims are powerless.
Composite Julia is the latest shameless example. War on women? It’s perpetrated by those who seek to enslave them.