#Julia is the Sandra Fluke of composite hypothetical non existent women—
Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) May 03, 2012
As Twitchy reported earlier, Barack Obama’s new ‘composite’ woman is Julia; a slave to the government from cradle to grave.
This manufactured woman and her life keep getting curiouser and curiouser, as Twitter users are quick to point out.
Shaddup and make us some sammiches, Julia. Oh, look! A shiny!
Only need men in the form of Daddy Government to pay for your birth control, duh. Anyway, surely the government can knock up Julia, since they handle absolutely everything else for the poor little dear. Wow, you’ve come a long way, baby! How empowering.
All hail 26-year-old adult children!
Don’t confuse Julia, or the President, with reason.
Well, no complaints there, right fellas?
How about a "Life of Julia" panel where she becomes a Republican candidate, and Obama's allies call her filthy names on the air?—
John Hayward (@Doc_0) May 03, 2012
Punitive shaming if a woman, composite or real, fails to walk in lockstep with the policies that seek to enslave them. Shut up, girls; Big Daddy knows what’s best. He only abuses and enslaves you because he loves you!
Of course! Don’t you know that women’s vaginas are inextricably linked to their thinkies and politics? Women reduced to the sum of their girly parts once again by the Democrats.
Rut roh, Julia. Say hello to the death panels.
Twitter users, including Congressman Griffin (R-AR), try to help Julia out with some of those pesky little things called facts.
In addition to a parody account, there is a Tumblr offering a reality for the composite woman Julia.
And an alternative background for Julia, based on Mr. Composite himself.
President Obama, like all good little Leftists, uses women as pawns for political gain. They do this in part by striving to keep women as victims. Victims are easily controlled and they are dependent. Dependent on The State, natch. Victims are powerless.
Composite Julia is the latest shameless example. War on women? It’s perpetrated by those who seek to enslave them.