Cinco de Mayo? More like Chill-o de Mayo. Americans take to Twitter to bemoan the lack of Spring.
Spring? Why am I wearing a hat and blanket on a walk in MAY? #minnesnowta pic.twitter.com/gfrhTTMeQ7
— Lindsay Youngdahl (@lyoungdahl) May 4, 2013
Adorable!
The operative word is “blanket.”
Sleeping with the windows barely up and needing extra blankets in Mississippi in May. #algoreisanidiot #climatechange #globalwarming
— Chris Ellis (@ChefChrisEllis) May 5, 2013
@AUSection111 I’m bringing a blanket. Because that’s effing necessary in MAY.
— Lauren Smith (@LaurnSmith) May 4, 2013
A baseball game in May having to wear a blanket hoodie and jeans and I'm still freezing.. Stupid Texas weather pic.twitter.com/fFlw13Y8dU
— Dominica? (@Dominica_5) May 3, 2013
Can't believe I'm having to put my daughter in a hat & wrapped in a blanket in May!! http://t.co/NZ7cVH8bk4
— summer cornelius (@summercornelius) May 3, 2013
And don't even get me started on this weather. Taking frickin blankets to a baseball game in May. The eff is that about?
— Jordan Jones (@JordanJones_22) May 4, 2013
Laying in sweats under four big blankets because its 51° in May!? This isn't right. #ArkansasWeather
— Hannah Mauldin ? (@hcmauldin_) May 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/She_Truuu/status/330739947378208769
http://instagram.com/p/Y5g4QluX7J/
Its may and I'm still using a winter blanket. Something wrong with this picture
— Sharmila (@sharmilarah) May 5, 2013
It's May 4th and I am wearing sweat pants an under armour. I'm also wrapped in a blanket.. Why is it SO cold.
— hay (@hayleysmitz) May 4, 2013
It's hard to believe that it's May and I'm at the ball field with two jackets on and a big blanket wrapped around me #wheresthesun ?☀⚾❄
— hayleigh daniels ?? (@haybdan) May 4, 2013
Its freakin cold! May and I'm sitting here with a hoodie under a blanket!
— Nancy Shade (@nshade21) May 5, 2013
@Busymom I'm curled up on the sofa, under a blanket, with a mug of hot cocoa. Wtf May 4?
— Malia Carden (@justmalia) May 5, 2013
Man, May is supposed to be the "Put away those sweaters and blankets, it's 70+ degrees" month. But it keeps getting cold D:
— Angela R. Connor (@Amaruuk) May 5, 2013
It's May and I'm sitting here by the fireplace, bundled up in blankets.
— caileeeee (@Cailee_Poth) May 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/FlashyBrunette/status/330872468308901889
I should not be using two blankets in May!!! 🙁 #whereareyousummer
— Lindsey Simmerman (@lksimmer) May 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/girlintrovert/status/330874079433334784
It's May in NC and plugged in my heating blanket. #confused @mamacavy feel my pain???
— Tina Sherman (@TinaShermanNC) May 5, 2013
@aeg1550 yeah, I'm on my 3rd pot of coffee & I'm wrapped in a blanket. Nashville didn't get the "it's May" memo lol
— Morella Deville (@Morella_Deville) May 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/DareyMilk/status/330883054451167232
It's May and I'm sleeping with my electric blanket on. What?!?! Weather make up your mind. #freezing #itssupposedtobewarm
— Crimsynn Cornett (@CrimsynnCornett) May 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/SamMcLaughlinn/status/330889488249270272
https://twitter.com/ttttaaaiiggggaa/status/330890927860219904
its sad that I'm using my electric blanket in may
— Gabs (@gabsaabee) May 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/annie_wo/status/330915417252061184
It's May 5 and I have my electric blanket on! What gives? I think Ma Nature may be hungover? #mayvember
— Eric Treece (@COLOStormChaser) May 5, 2013
I should not be sleeping with my electric blanket on & 6 covers over me! It is May! This is NOT OKAY! #louisianaweather
— Kimberly McDermitt (@KimDash18) May 5, 2013
Sad I have to make a decision between a fleece blanket or a room heater in May!!! WTF?
— Nita (@JuanderfulMe) May 5, 2013
I wish my electric blanket was still on my bed. But who would have thought it would be this cold in May. MO I'M OVER YOUR BIPOLAR WEATHER!
— Kay Thoma Southerly (@kayla_c_t) May 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/BossLadyShante/status/330895647408525313
Our four-legged friends can’t escape the chill either.
https://twitter.com/rodeoman9313/status/330913946343202816
Aww.
https://twitter.com/molliebrown1010/status/331047862299422721
Damn straight, South! This does not suit.
And win:
https://twitter.com/SmallChild1046/status/330891585980100609
Al Gore is on the receiving end of some of the non-stop chill wrath.
Hey @algore, why is it snowing in Arkansas in May for the first time since they started keeping weather records in 1819? #GlobalWarming
— Jim Proffitt (@ProffDaddy) May 5, 2013
Paging @algore RT @BigJoeBastardi: Arkansas' 1st-ever May snow is historic. Records go back2 1819 so Decatur's 5” unprecedented over 194 yrs
— Marooned in Marin ❌❌ (@MaroonedInMarin) May 4, 2013
https://twitter.com/lauren_zsoldos/status/330873229285654531
https://twitter.com/AgainstTheLeft/status/330912514093232128
https://twitter.com/xfranman/status/330986519181553664
Have a wonderful Sunday Houston…..someone pinch me, is it really 58 degrees in May? Never did like Al Gore #globalwarming
— Greg Koch (@gregkoch1) May 5, 2013
But but Al Gore says global warming is tru! RT @Mamadoxie: It's freakin 45 degrees. In Florida. In May.
— Wayne T The Nazarene (@tym4tea) May 5, 2013
https://twitter.com/NoleFan86/status/331041179401609216
https://twitter.com/CoLaMoTweets/status/330884524214988803
Heh. Of course, Al Gore doesn’t need any blankets. He is bundling up by wrapping himself up in his mounds of scam-earned (and sweet Big Oil money) cash.
#Arkansas sees first May snow since records began in 1819… @AlGore: "Global Warming!!" (that boy ain't very bright, but he's rich now)
— Dave Edvands (@DavesTPty) May 5, 2013
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