Unending Winter = Gore mockery gold: ‘Come shovel the global warming off my driveway, Al Gore’

Zing! It is the Winter that won’t end.

Cold snaps and snow continue at the end of March. Twitter users can’t help but wonder, “what happened, Al Gore?” Shovel away the Winter Blues with some awesome ManBearPig global warming hilarity. Take it away, Twitter!

Keep it coming, Twitter. We are super serial.

  • Gregg Hammerquist

    It’s Climate Change now, brush up on your NewSpeak.

    • Sniffachoo

      That’s right…It’s climate change now, and will become new names as government attempts to change the rules. I’ve heard that “Climate Environmental Conservation” will be put in to use in the future. The left knows how to market a bad idea. The biggest lie, repeated enough times, becomes the truth.

    • Catchance

      Actually, I think they’re calling it ‘Climate Disruption’ now.

  • Rick Orlando

    Haven’t you heard the Global Warming activits’… They say if it is too hot, it’s because global warming… too cold, global warming… too dry, global warming… too wet, guess what… global warming. It doesn’t matter to them… if the weather is off a little bit than normal, guess what? yup… Global Warming. Which actually now has been changed to “Climate Change” because Global Warming got such a bad rap…

    • Native American Potato

      It’s still called “Global Warming” once it starts getting hot out in the middle of summer. Several studies have proven that the belief in “global warming” is much higher in the middle of summer on very hot days and much much lower in winter. They alternate the term every 6 months since it doesn’t have the same kick in the middle of a blizzard.

      • Nan

        Does it change with daylight savings time?

        • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

          1.) It’s not all about the simplistic, biased and highly partisan
          notion of a year or two- It’s about Climate change evidence, measurements and
          data agreed on by the majority of scientists the world-over in the
          fields of oceanography and climatology to agricultural science and
          meteorology.
          2.) Climate Change models are doing exactly what
          thousands of scientist predicted – We would have hotter summers and
          colder winters. Further, they predict that warm places will be
          unusually colder and cold places will be unusually warmer in the summer.
          So if anything, this colder winter proves the points about Climate
          Change.
          3.) Even for those who want to continue to play childish
          politics or remain deliberately dumbed-down in favor of some higher
          “principle”, the facts remain that smaller islands are being abandoned
          in the far-pacific due to rising water and the number of glaciers have
          been steadily decreasing for decades – I’ve seen this myself in Alaska,
          but anyone who is for self-education can YouTube the actual evidence and
          see time-lapse glacier melts from the past few decades.
          4.) Even
          if we were to pretend the above were not true and that somehow the
          simplistic notion that a week, month or winter season of colder weather
          disproves over a hundred years of other temperature data, then by that
          twisted logic, the past few summers, with record numbers of fires, heat
          deaths would prove that there is overall global warming….get it?
          …”Global” and “Years”, “Decades” and Centuries of measurements? (Not a
          season or two)
          5. But if you want your dumb-downess that way….
          Brazil hit record high temperatures last year and had what they think
          was their first Hurricane in their entire history while the U.S. has
          experienced more frequent and powerful hurricanes exponentially in the
          past few years – Katrina, Rita and Sandy to name a few. Further many
          states tied their record high temperature.
          6. Welcomed to being on
          the wrong side of history and the facts…it seems to be a trait and a
          disgrace of far-too-many anti-liberals who would be far more honest
          about reality with a dreaded “liberal education”…you know, things like
          science, evidence and proof beyond the confines of your very limited
          and narrow world view. All the more shameless in that it is so
          wantingly biased in it’s ignorance…not as a childish label, but as in
          ignoring the facts.

          • Lowfibass

            Seriously, you repeating the same crap time and again does not make it a fact. In the simplest terms, Global Warming means its getting warmer…GLOBALLY. Yet…it’s not. Global Climate change is utter non-sense. The weather is different all around the globe? Well no shit?!

            Faking data (hockey stick graph) does NOT make for real scientific fact.

          • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

            Facts make things facts,,….and I’m repeating the facts…you just can’t stand realities that are far bigger than your own biases.

          • Lowfibass

            HA! Keep ridin that train. 😉

    • Native American Potato

      It’s still called “Global Warming” once it starts getting hot out in the middle of summer. Several studies have proven that the belief in “global warming” is much higher in the middle of summer on very hot days and much much lower in winter. They alternate the term every 6 months since it doesn’t have the same kick in the middle of a blizzard.

    • NRPax

      Funny you should say that, Rick. Here’s a quote from a few years back:

      “Global warming can mean colder, it can mean drier, it can mean wetter; that’s what we’re dealing with.”-Steven Guilbeault of Greenpeace

      • trixiewoobeans

        Hmm, that’s what I always called “weather”.

        • TheOriginalDonald

          What do you think CLIMATE CHANGE is?????????????? 😉

          • TexSizzle

            A normal, naturally-occurring phenomenon that is *always* taking place.

    • NRPax

      Funny you should say that, Rick. Here’s a quote from a few years back:

      “Global warming can mean colder, it can mean drier, it can mean wetter; that’s what we’re dealing with.”-Steven Guilbeault of Greenpeace

    • BlueGood

      31,487 American scientists have signed this petition, including 9,029 with PhDs

      http://www.anticlei.com/index.php?pr=Climate_Alarmists

      GLOBAL HOAX~~ PUSH BACK!~

      • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

        That petition was proven bogus years ago….with many fake signature, non-existent names and even, literally several “Mickey Mouse” signatures. It shows how desperate deniers can be when they don’t want to face the facts.
        1.) It’s not all about the simplistic, biased and highly partisan
        notion of Al Gore – Climate change evidence, measurements and data
        agreed on by the majority of scientists the world-over in the fields of
        oceanography and climatology to agricultural science and meteorology.
        2.)Climate Change models are doing exactly what thousands of scientist
        predicted – We would have hotter summers and colder winters. Further,
        they predict that warm places will be unusually colder and cold places
        will be unusually warmer in the summer. So if anything, this colder
        winter proves the points about Climate Change.
        3.) Even for those who want to continue to play childish politics or remain deliberately dumbed-down in favor of some higher “principle”, the facts remain that smaller islands are being abandoned in the far-pacific due to rising water and the number of glaciers have been steadily decreasing for decades – I’ve seen this myself in Alaska, but anyone who is for self-education can YouTube the actual evidence and see time-lapse glacier melts from the past few decades.
        4.) Even if we were
        to pretend the above were not true and that somehow the simplistic
        notion that a week, month or winter season of colder weather disproves
        over a hundred years of other temperature data, then by that twisted
        logic, the past few summers, with record numbers of fires, heat deaths
        would prove that there is overall global warming….get it? …”Global”
        and “Years”, “Decades” and Centuries of measurements? (Not a season or
        two)
        5. But if you want your dumb-downess that way…. Brazil hit
        record high temperatures last year and had what they think was their
        first Hurricane in their entire history while the U.S. has experienced
        more frequent and powerful hurricanes exponentially in the past few
        years – Katrina, Rita and Sandy to name a few. Further many states
        tied their record high temperatures, islands in Samoa are being abandoned due to rising sea levels, and nearly Glassier National Park is down to about 30 glaziers compared to over 160 in the 1800s. Get it? That’s call long-term measurements and data, not a popularity contest based on what Fox Fiction and anything-left-of-Limbaugh-is-liberal self-proclaimed “dittoheads” are learning….or not learning.
        6. Welcomed to being on the
        wrong side of history and the facts…it seems to be a trait and a
        disgrace of far-too-many anti-liberals who would be far more honest
        about reality with a dreaded “liberal education”…you know, things like
        science, evidence and proof beyond the confines of your very limited
        and narrow world view. All the more shameless in that it is so
        wantingly biased in it’s ignorance…not as a childish label, but as in
        ignoring the facts.

        • BlueGood

          Go crawl back under that slimy green rock in China where Maurice Strong is hiding…drink some purple kool-aid…..save the planet…leftist drone

          • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

            Typical and expected response. Thanks for proving my point. No wonder you hide behind a screen name.

          • Matthew Morris

            So let me see if I follow you.
            I’ve seen the ice flows getting deeper, and moving farther south since I’ve been watching Deadliest Catch. That seems to trump your seeing glaciers on you tube.
            I have facts like this http://wattsupwiththat.com/reference-pages/sea-ice-page/
            You have cut and paste. You might try coming back when you can do more than C&P.

          • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

            For whatever reason, reality seems to upset you. Any among hundreds of park rangers at Glazier National Park and the parks of Alaska, will remind you that the Glaziers are melting at exponentially record paces….same in Russia, China, etc. You have a bad case of head-up-your-ass disease….and that’s deadly.

          • Matthew Morris

            More facts you can’t handle http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2013/03/climate-change-endgame-in-sight.php?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+powerlineblog%2Flivefeed+%28Power+Line%29 I know, I have data, you have insults. Sucks to be you.
            Oh and ‘Glaziers’? I had no idea that glass makers were melting at alarming rates.

    • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

      Seems you have problems with reality…weather can be highly variable in various times and places, even my seven-year old son knows that….he also knows that Climate Change means looking deeper and broader…something that seems to elude you.
      1.) It’s not all about the simplistic, biased and highly partisan
      notion of Al Gore – Climate change evidence, measurements and data
      agreed on by the majority of scientists the world-over in the fields of
      oceanography and climatology to agricultural science and meteorology.
      2.) Climate Change models are doing exactly what thousands of scientist
      predicted – We would have hotter summers and colder winters. Further,
      they predict that warm places will be unusually colder and cold places
      will be unusually warmer in the summer. So if anything, this colder
      winter proves the points about Climate Change.
      3.) Even for those who want to continue to play childish politics or remain deliberately dumbed-down in favor of some higher “principle”, the facts remain that smaller islands are being abandoned in the far-pacific due to rising water and the number of glaciers have been steadily decreasing for decades – I’ve seen this myself in Alaska, but anyone who is for self-education can YouTube the actual evidence and see time-lapse glacier melts from the past few decades.
      4.) Even if we were
      to pretend the above were not true and that somehow the simplistic
      notion that a week, month or winter season of colder weather disproves
      over a hundred years of other temperature data, then by that twisted
      logic, the past few summers, with record numbers of fires, heat deaths
      would prove that there is overall global warming….get it? …”Global”
      and “Years”, “Decades” and Centuries of measurements? (Not a season or
      two)
      5. But if you want your dumb-downess that way…. Brazil hit
      record high temperatures last year and had what they think was their
      first Hurricane in their entire history while the U.S. has experienced
      more frequent and powerful hurricanes exponentially in the past few
      years – Katrina, Rita and Sandy to name a few. Further many states
      tied their record high temperature.
      6. Welcomed to being on the
      wrong side of history and the facts…it seems to be a trait and a
      disgrace of far-too-many anti-liberals who would be far more honest
      about reality with a dreaded “liberal education”…you know, things like
      science, evidence and proof beyond the confines of your very limited
      and narrow world view. All the more shameless in that it is so
      wantingly biased in it’s ignorance…not as a childish label, but as in
      ignoring the facts.

  • http://truthbeagle.blogspot.com/ Plep

    I hope it’s “green” snow. My lawn could use it.

  • CatHerder

    Cool front here in SE Texas, but we’re still well into spring. Web worms all over and my green truck is yellow.

    • louisiana_mom

      Same in north central Louisiana… I always heard when the red bud trees bloomed that was the last of winter and spring was officially here… they even lied this year. I’m sure the cold snap last night killed their blooms.

    • louisiana_mom

      Same in north central Louisiana… I always heard when the red bud trees bloomed that was the last of winter and spring was officially here… they even lied this year. I’m sure the cold snap last night killed their blooms.

  • GaryTheBrave

    It’s really cold in Long Beach, CA. It’s 60 degrees and people are wearing jackets! smh.

  • Maxx

    You know, you really have to give Gore some credit. He understood, perhaps as much as anyone, how gullible and easily swayed liberals could be and he’s become insanely wealthy as a result of his ability to play the naive Democrats like a fiscal fiddle.

    After “global warming” showed signs of losing interest in the national dialogue, Gore simply rebranded it “climate change” and hit the reset button and of course, clueless “caring” libs, energized themselves to continue their adoration for their carnival barker and his snake oil.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if the “carbon footprint” fella who sold his network to middle east oil is laughing as we speak. Looking out the window of his private jet to see a nation covered in snow in late March. “Those silly little liberals and their polar bears.

    “The only thing melting is these ice cubes in my 200-year-old Scotch.”

    • BlueGood

      Here’s another Global~Warm~Monger…..David “Fruit Fly Guy” Suzuki….

      Get on board with Rosa Koire, Elizabeth Nickson & Jessica Annis and PUSH BACK!

    • BlueGood

      Here’s another Global~Warm~Monger…..David “Fruit Fly Guy” Suzuki….

      Get on board with Rosa Koire, Elizabeth Nickson & Jessica Annis and PUSH BACK!

    • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

      1.) It’s not all about the simplistic, biased and highly partisan notion of Al Gore – It’s about Climate change evidence, measurements and data agreed on by the majority of scientists the world-over in the fields of oceanography and climatology to agricultural science and meteorology.
      2.) Climate Change models are doing exactly what thousands of scientist predicted – We would have hotter summers and colder winters. Further, they predict that warm places will be unusually colder and cold places will be unusually warmer in the summer. So if anything, this colder winter proves the points about Climate Change.
      3.) Even for those who want to continue to play childish politics or remain deliberately dumbed-down in favor of some higher “principle”, the facts remain that smaller islands are being abandoned in the far-pacific due to rising water and the number of glaciers have been steadily decreasing for decades – I’ve seen this myself in Alaska, but anyone who is for self-education can YouTube the actual evidence and see time-lapse glacier melts from the past few decades.
      4.) Even if we were to pretend the above were not true and that somehow the simplistic notion that a week, month or winter season of colder weather disproves over a hundred years of other temperature data, then by that twisted logic, the past few summers, with record numbers of fires, heat deaths would prove that there is overall global warming….get it? …”Global” and “Years”, “Decades” and Centuries of measurements? (Not a season or two)
      5. But if you want your dumb-downess that way…. Brazil hit record high temperatures last year and had what they think was their first Hurricane in their entire history while the U.S. has experienced more frequent and powerful hurricanes exponentially in the past few years – Katrina, Rita and Sandy to name a few. Further many states tied their record high temperature.
      6. Welcomed to being on the wrong side of history and the facts…it seems to be a trait and a disgrace of far-too-many anti-liberals who would be far more honest about reality with a dreaded “liberal education”…you know, things like science, evidence and proof beyond the confines of your very limited and narrow world view. All the more shameless in that it is so wantingly biased in it’s ignorance…not as a childish label, but as in ignoring the facts.

      • TheOriginalDonald

        You forgot a few things, weasel

        http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

        • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

          While you’re forgetting everything else, including how to have an intelligent debate without childish name-calling. So typical and expected.

      • Gary Mathis

        You do realize, by definition, it’s “hotter than average” half the time. Right?

        • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

          See above, genius…it’s not about averages but much more data collected from scientist all over the world. So backward…no wonder China is taking the lead in so many fields.

      • 4Deuce

        Climate change models – well over 20 of them – are a total joke and they themselves have not predicted anything correctly. They are as bogus as all of those sea level rise bogeyman tales Al Gore used to spew… Your claim of a “majority of scientists” is also a joke. I bet you have no idea whatsoever how that mantra-like claim of a “majority of scientists” believe in global warming even came from and how few so-called scientists even participated in the carefully crafted survey – one crafted purposely so a bogus claim like yours could be spewed by those politically motivated to engage in social engineering based on a total fraud. This “majority” claim is just as bogus and that now famously discredtited hockey stick graph clowns like you tried to use to deceive the public. If anyone here is dumb-down it is you Adam Hawkins…. Either that or you are a willing participant and promoter of this greatest of all frauds.

        • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

          Where to being..never mind…your anti-science stance speaks volumes for itself…so typical and expected….another backward yayhoo who will be in a long line of those who are on the wrong side of history…and science in just about every country and every field. What a sick, sad and disgraceful representation of whatever group or family you claim membership in….Tom Burch.

          • truebeliever101

            Matthew 24: 3-8 (NASB)
            As he was sitting on the Mount of Olives, the disciples came to Him privately, saying, “Tell us, when will these things happen, and what will be the sign of Your coming, and of the end of the age?” And Jesus answered and said to them, “See to it that no one misleads you. For many will come in My name, saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and will mislead many. You will be hearing of wars and rumors of wars. See that you are not frightened, for those things must take place, but that is not yet the end. For nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom, and in various places there will be famines and earthquakes. But these things are merely the beginning of birth pangs.
            Extreme weather; Floods; Famines; Fires; Calamity in Nature; It is all part of Divine Prophesy. The Al Gores of the world can tax us until we have no money left, but the extreme weather will not stop because their man-made crisis is not the cause of it.

      • liberalismkills

        The reason I know that all this climate change business is bull crap is this; If 150+ years of humans burning fossil fuels is the cause the problem of global warming/climate change, then solution is to stop burning any form of those fuels for the next 150+ years. And yet I never see Al Gore and his merry band of marxists give up anything. They only tell everyone else they must give up theirs. Every “solution” to global warming involves the destruction of what made America the wealthiest nation in the world. The “solution” doesn’t “fix” anything except for what’s not broken. Until I see every single global warmonger turn in their Prius, start walking and biking everywhere (especially here in Austin when it’s 112F every day in August) and living in a tent eating grass and twigs, I’ll continue to call this a global warming hoax.

        When you get right down to it, liberals have the same “solution” to every “problem” from global warming, to education, to poverty, to guns. Their “solution” is never to empower people, they can only tear people down so that we may all be equally miserable.

        • http://www.facebook.com/adam.hawkins.3572 Adam Hawkins

          Glaziers are melting, islands are sinking and hurricanes are increasing…as are droughts. Amazing how even Texas conservatives ignore that reality, even while entire neighborhoods north of Dallas continue to burn to the ground each year.

          • truebeliever101

            Yes, Adam, the extreme weather is a fact. It’s just the CAUSE of the extreme weather they have all wrong.

          • liberalismkills

            Glaciers melting? No they’re not. Sea level rising? Niet! (not since Oct, 2008 :-) Droughts? Texas has been in a perpetual drought since my family settled here before we were a State. But even if all your claims were true, NOTHING being proposed can do ANYTHING to change it! So by all means, sell your Pius, live in a tent, and DO NOT burn anything with carbon in it!

      • truebeliever101

        Actually, there was a big fallout in the “science” field a few years ago, where emails were made public where the so-called “scientists” were smearing any co-scientist who did not agree with them. Remember Climatgate? If you only listen the MSM you may not have heard about it. I believe the actual real-life facts are that the actual measured temperature of the earth is on a cooling trend and has been for some time. Not only that, but the heating/cooling cycle is natural and has been documented before the Al Gore scare fest. Really, if this guy believed that the earth was in danger due to global warming caused by carbon emissions, and if he cared at all, don’t you think he would set an example for the rest of us with his lifestyle? And don’t you think he might think twice about owning a beachfront mansion?
        All that being said, the change in weather patterns and extreme weather IS a fact, and it was foretold thousands of years ago.

  • Wes

    Well if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance—Baffle them with BS.

  • http://Twitter.com/jkerrysforehead John Kerry’s Forehead

    All Gore is an idiot. And, by the way, his Global Warming theory is wrong too.

  • © Sponge

    But….THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!!!!

    Non-believers will be sent to re-education camps to be learned by Bill Nye The Science Douche.

    • RightThinking1

      Oh yeah… ‘The Science’ guy. A BS in mechanical engineering. Pffft.
      And yet, he is the ready reference used by PBS, NPR, etc. for ‘Science’. Could be worse, they could use Stephen Chu.

      • Native American Potato

        Same types of liberal news agencies that had a anchor seriously ask Nye if the asteroid flying near earth was caused by “global warming.” Even Bill looked a little shocked by how stupid the question was.

      • Native American Potato

        Same types of liberal news agencies that had a anchor seriously ask Nye if the asteroid flying near earth was caused by “global warming.” Even Bill looked a little shocked by how stupid the question was.

  • http://www.freedomreconnection.com CO2 Producer

    Workin’ on it, folks. But with all these regulations and restrictions, trees eating the stuff like mad, a bunch of it being absorbed by the oceans, and Earth Hour and all, the backlog’s many millions of cubic tons behind. Please be patient while the fragile ecosystem gradually comes back online. New York’ll be underwater before you know it. Sorry for the delay.

  • nc

    Maybe we’re looking at this all wrong. Suppose all those one TP sheeters, low water flushers, Prius drivers and bacteria infested reusable baggers have ALREADY made their impact and have STOPPED THE GLOBAL WARMING! Hurray! We can stop all the “green” regulations now. They’ve done quite enough.

    • Sniffachoo

      It will NEVER be enough, because there is no goal, no end game, just silent, subservience to an all-powerful government who will take care of us all…just like Obamacare.

  • RightThinking1
  • buckofama2010

    But ovomit still wants to push his carbon tax all based on the junk science and HOAX of global warming. I just take my old muscle cars from the 60’s and 70’s and burn rubber and burn tons of gas without a catalytic converter…Oh, and I fart all day long. algore is an ignorantDOUCHE

  • Clayton Grant

    “It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” – Vice President Al Gore

    • 3seven77

      It isn’t the stupidity of liberals, it’s that vacuum between their ears…

    • 3seven77

      It isn’t the stupidity of liberals, it’s that vacuum between their ears…

  • Steve_J

    Gore has no time for this stuff, he’s too busy trying to avoid Captain Ahab.

    • Guest

      Al should be careful. If he gains any more weight, Bill Clinton will hit on him.

    • Guest

      Al should be careful. If he gains any more weight, Bill Clinton will hit on him.

  • mpg71396

    You know what the explanation will be. All the snow is from the moisture in the atmosphere caused by CO2, But then again the drought in Somalia is also caused by CO2 in the atmosphere. So you have climate change causing more storms in one area and drought in another area. I wish these guys would make up their mind. I guess they will say whatever is convenient(no pun intended) at the time.

  • Paracletus

    Gore is laughing all the way to the bank. This is like teasing billionaire Vince McMahon about entertainment wrestling being fake.

  • Paracletus

    Gore is laughing all the way to the bank. This is like teasing billionaire Vince McMahon about entertainment wrestling being fake.

  • Dennis McMaster

    It’s not global warming until April. It remains global warming until the end of September, and then it’s climate change until the following April. This cycle repeats every year. Conservatives still seem to prefer the old-fashion Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter.

    • TexSizzle

      Only in the Northern Hemisphere; opposite labels in the Southern Hemisphere.

  • Dennis McMaster

    It’s not global warming until April. It remains global warming until the end of September, and then it’s climate change until the following April. This cycle repeats every year. Conservatives still seem to prefer the old-fashion Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter.

  • DiveCon

    you guys have it all wrong, its not “global warming” its “Gorebal Warmin”

  • DiveCon

    you guys have it all wrong, its not “global warming” its “Gorebal Warmin”

  • $24698634

    Wonder why the Pentagon calls climate change our biggest national security threat?

    • bidentime

      Probably to distract from the current administrations failing foreign policies.

      • $24698634

        You mean like ending the Iraq war and killing Bin Laden.  Some failures.

    • bidentime

      Probably to distract from the current administrations failing foreign policies.

    • Love of Country

      Because they don’t?

      However, there are these headlines from a related story: Marxists Descend Upon the State Department

      BTW – Climate change has been going on for four billion years ….. we should all worry if it ever stops …. talk about your harbingers of doom.

    • Chrissy the Hyphenated

      Same reason Drill Sergeants were told to stop referring to Privates by their rank. IOW, Obama’s in charge.

      • $24698634

        I’m sure there’s some humor there somewhere.

    • Catchance

      Oh, you mean “Global Climate Disruption”? Hahahahahahahaha. Of course, they’re the ones who also said that homophobia is our biggest national threat.

      You might recognize the verbiage of some of these “climate” stories… of course, they’re just a wee bit old:

      “Is our climate changing? The succession of temperate summers and open winters through several years, culminating last winter in the almost total failure of the ice crop throughout the valley of the Hudson, makes the question pertinent. The older inhabitants tell us that the winters are not as cold now as when they were young, and we have all observed a marked diminution of the average cold even in this last decade.” – New York Times, June 23, 1890

      “The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot,” according to a Commerce Department report published by the Washington Post.
      Writes the Post: “Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers. . . all point to a radical change in climate conditions and . . . unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone . . . Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones . . . while at many points well-known glaciers have entirely disappeared.” – Washington Post, November 2, 1922

      Yet… what’s this?

      Professor Gregory of Yale University stated that “another world ice-epoch is due.” He was the American representative to the Pan-Pacific Science Congress and warned that North America would disappear as far south as the Great Lakes, and huge parts of Asia and Europe would be “wiped out.” – Chicago Tribune, Aug. 9, 1923

      Warming Arctic Climate Melting Glaciers Faster, Raising Ocean Level, Scientist Says – “A mysterious warming of the climate is slowly manifesting itself in the Arctic, engendering a “serious international problem,” Dr. Hans Ahlmann, noted Swedish geophysicist, said today. – New York Times, May 30, 1937

      • $24698634

        Ok, scientists are stupid and you are smart.  Have it your way.

        • Catchance

          Well, the problem is that the scientists you claim believe in global warming (97% of all 1,372 of them who were surveyed last year) are PAID to study “global warming”. (That’s like asking how many members of PETA are vegetarians… you’re going to get a skewed example.) In other words, if those scientists want their grant money they have to say they believe and try to make others believe. That’s how the infamous “hockey stick” graph came about. And since all you read are what the MSM feeds you, you don’t realize that there are far more scientists (especially weather scientists) who say that the whole thing is a fraud.*

          *See the Petition Project, which has 31,000 scientists who have signed a petition saying that they don’t believe in manmade global warming.

          So 97% of 1,372 is 1,330 who believe in global warming. That means there are 31,487 who don’t! You do the math… 96% of scientists DON’T believe in global warming.

          • $24698634

            You could say the same about the industry groups/trade associations.

    • TocksNedlog

      The Commander Of U.S. Pacific Forces is NOT “the Pentagon”. In fact, he may not even be seaworthy.

    • Catchance

      The man who said that is Tom Hicks, the Assistant Secretary of the Navy for energy. Of course, he was appointed in 2010 (guess by whom?) and comes to us from the U.S. Green Building Council. He was an executive in charge of green building rating systems. Before that he was in the E.P.A. Of COURSE he’s going to say it’s our biggest national security threat. Without it he would be out of a job, which would be threatening to him! Before you quote some department you have to see who quoted it and where they’re coming from. The Sierra Club would like us all to go back to outdoor toilets and candlelight.

      • $24698634

        So I should believe the American Petroleum Institute and the American Chemistry Council?  Of course they are going to deny.

  • $24698634

    Wonder why the Pentagon calls climate change our biggest national security threat?

  • ncpg

    Al has moved on to greener pastures; al-Jazeera.

    • Sniffachoo

      Because we have failed to tear down all of the Global Warming rhetoric, we are now (in California) paying for exhaling CO2. So, as amusing as it may be on its face, the hoax is on US. We need to really attack these people who bastardize science for their own financial means.

  • ncpg

    Al has moved on to greener pastures; al-Jazeera.

  • Folly67

    Hilarious. Al Gore, weatherman extraordinaire.

  • Folly67

    Hilarious. Al Gore, weatherman extraordinaire.

  • Larry G.

    honest question, does everyone here believe global warming is a myth?

    • camnpat

      You are gonna need to expand upon your question to make it clearer. When you say “global warming myth” are you talking about the Al Gore/ “The science is settled!!!”/ Michael Mann/ James Hansen idea of “global warming”? Or just the natural happening of the earth going through long stretches of temperature variations (including, as we are now, global cooling)?

    • Chrissy the Hyphenated

      Can’t speak for anyone but myself. I did my own research and decided AGW is more than a myth. It’s a hoax deliberately perpetrated by the Left to justify more and more government.

    • Sniffachoo

      WE must divide “Anthropomorphic (man made) Global Warming” from simple “Climate Change over time”. The first allows government to attack mankind for their insensitive use of natural resources. The second complies with a climate history that shows the earth changing slowly over years. Because we don’t force the definition on the screwballs that purvey the whole Global Warming hoax, we have to live with the outcomes conjured up by scientific ideologues who will willingly prostitute their profession, to further a social end.

    • RightThinking1

      Of course it isn’t a myth…, it is what has always happened between Ice Ages.

    • liberaltool

      YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Chrissy the Hyphenated

    ALGOR means A SENSATION OF COLDNESS, CHILL. I am not making this up! LOL

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/algor

    • liberaltool

      (^^ ) truth is stranger than fiction

  • Lady 12

    I’m with David Vanderslice on this, I want global warming back! I’m tired of wearing my ski parka to church!

  • liberaltool

    the global warmists remind me of the Dungeon and Dragons dweebs who gather in mom’s basement, dressed in homemade and dimestore costumes as wizards, elves and warriors. then, armed with tin foil magic wands and plastic toy weapons they proceed to argue endlessly over what make believe magic spell overcomes what make believe “attack”.

    • TocksNedlog

      You reminded me of that Futurama episode where Al Gore tells D&D creator Gary Gygax to “just put the dice away!”

  • liberaltool

    manbearpig….nuff said.

  • Sniffachoo

    Sadly, the liberal leftist army has already drunk the Kool-Aid. While we laugh and make jokes about Global Warming and Al Gore, California is now under the law to comply with totally subjective CO2 audits. Companies can buy “Carbon Offsets” from companies like Al Gores. While we laugh (rightfully) at this jerk and the whole notion that WE are changing the weather, folks like Al Gore laugh all the way to the bank while our small and mid-sized companies are decimated by these fascist laws.

  • stellatruman

    my daughter went to a very liberal college. She has to take only one science class since she took so much and got AP credit from HS…her professor taught her that global warming is a hoax and that weather is cyclical. But if you ask Algore , he will now call it climate change to cover his Aljazeera buttocks

  • Samuel Gee
  • sodakhic

    Carbon tax is another hoax like paying your way out of purgatory.

  • stillinthe60s

    The Green movement has nothing to do with the environment and everything to do with greenbacks. Maybe some of the more gullible will finally figure out Gore wants to cleanup and not clean up.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYRtmMxB5yw CrossWinds

    Gore loves those carbon dollars………

  • Guest

    Algorejazeera will presumably be airing conscientious programing about global warming,
    nah, didn’t think so….

  • trixiewoobeans

    Al Gore’s global warming a hoax–Now THAT’S an Inconvenient Truth!

  • jebjr

    Al Gore is a big turd in the punch bowl of life.

  • John Thomas “Jack” Ward III

    Algore (One word, not two) and Punxatawnee Phil Ought to start their own Weather Channel. (Sarcasm) Jawamax 8<{D} ZING!! POW!! BLAM!! Jawamax 8<{D}

    • TocksNedlog

      The rodent is more accurate.

  • jb

    The science is settled … as the snow settles in my backyard upwards of 10 inches in late March.

  • Richard Vandiamondsworth

    Headline: Algore Apologizes for Eating Spring

  • W Randall

    Imagine that snake oil salesman was almost elected President!

  • kenai

    But…but…you just don’t understand. Warming causes it to get really cold in the winter but it’s going to change and get hot in just a few months. You climate change deniers are wrong. It’s going to get hot, guaranteed, just you wait and see.

  • TocksNedlog

    Geez, guys, he can’t be right all the time. Chill!

    • TexSizzle

      Apparently he can’t be right any of the time.

  • talljohn777

    Al Gore’s next big thing is to force a carbon tax upon us to completely destroy the United States economy…. This guy gets rich on Global Warming and we all take it in the shorts…… Ridiculous…..

  • http://twitter.com/fortworthdan Dan Hardwick

    Your child is sick, 98 doctors say treat him this way, two say, “No, this other is the way to go.” You say, “I’ll go with the two.”

    You’re taking a big risk with those kids.

    • mike_in_kosovo

      In the scientific method, when the data doesn’t match the hypothesis, you change the hypothesis, not the data.

      Nice *attempt* at an analogy, though.

    • liberaltool

      warmist nutter…..your “scientists” are a group of unimportant, unnoticed low grade researchers who have finally found out how to be relevant. by joining asshats and
      populists who have in turn found the “key” to everlasting funding and are hypnotized by having people (low info sheeple) listen to their every pronouncement
      of doom.
      P.S. your not taking any risk if the doctors are witch doctors.
      provide documentation that “98%” of scientists believe in AGW or stop your pathetic lying. love the way you nutters make up facts to fit your agenda.
      now run along skippy, and help NASA find all that climatological data they “lost” off all those hard drives.

    • gekkobear

      I prefer my doctor to be able to predict things accurately… how is the “climate change” prediction going?

      Snow in UK end by 2010?

      Seas rise several meters yet? Massive displacement of people causing “climate refugees” in 2012?

      If my doctor keeps claiming horrible things will happen if I don’t give him full control, but they never happen.. I have to suspect maybe he’s just trying for control, not accuracy.

    • TheExecutiveProducer

      Dan, your questionable “98-2” aside, the analogy is not apt.

      Your child is sick. 98 doctors, who make money by selling pharmaceuticals, tell you your kid needs pharmaceuticals. They then scream at you that it has nothing to do with his horrible diet and anyone who tells you so is CRAZY! Don’t listen to them!

      The other two doctors tell you it’s the kid’s diet. They don’t seem bothered that their peers think they’re crazy and they suggest you get a second opinion if you’re still concerned.

  • Alexander

    What amazes me is that people don’t bother to educate themselves that stronger storms are a part of global warming. Read a scientific book, I beg you. There are hundreds of them in your local library. Pick up one or two and educate yourself on an issue. Of all the educated countries, only in America is this disputed at all. Please for the love of god pick up a book!

    • Joel A. Edge

      Actually; it’s also being disputed in England. I love how “global warming” was altered to “climate change”. That way it’s covered even if it gets colder.

    • gekkobear

      Stronger storms?

      Our last Cat 5 Hurricane (the strongest classification) was Felix in 2007.

      The last one that hit the US as a Cat 5 was Wilma in 2005.

      Why, if we’ve got these “stronger storms” don’t we actually have… um.. stronger storms?

      More media coverage doesn’t mean the storms are actually worse. Media coverage isn’t how a scientist measures storm intensity… but it is how a “Climate Change” advocate would pretend storms are worse when they’re not isn’t it?

      What “scientific book” shows that five years without Cat 5 Hurricanes are evidence of stronger storms? I’d like some “education” on media reporting as a classification for storm intensity…

  • June Clinkenbeard

    Can we please stop hearing about Jabba The Gut. He’s a complete waste of time and a lying, thieving, pompous piece of excrement. The very sight of him makes my blood boil and that’s unusual for me. I can count on one hand the people who evoke that response from me. It’s probably the same for most people here. If I’m not very careful, and forget to say my prayers each day, I could have a serious problem… 😀

  • June Clinkenbeard

    I live in the south. It’s normally a pretty mild winter with a few exceptions. My bearded iris, hyacinths and daffodils are in full bloom from all the lovely weather. Tomorrow we are having a hard freeze. Buh-bye beautiful blooms, hello doom and gloom. Climate change has been happening since the earth began and when Mother Nature gets tired of our BS, she’ll shake us off like so many fleas. Hey, can one of you super intelligent people direct me to the hole in the ozone layer? I’ll bet it’s effing warm there…

  • 4CrynOutLoud

    Everything that comes out of my dog’s butt and AL Gore’s mouth is ‘shovel ready’

  • Canis Dirus

    1.) Your first sentence was your best sentence. The rest, not so much.
    2.) There are no “facts” when it comes to the weather until it is falling on top of you..
    3.) The possibility of long term weather prediction would have been taken more seriously if the process had not been caught being corrupted and politicized. A disservice has been done by the authors of your position.
    4.) The process is corrupt. It’s about money, not scientific truth. Once folks spot that, it’s all over. It has been spotted.
    5.) Saying that Brazil had a hot summer is meaningless to climate prediction. The model is simply too large and complex to point to a recent event(s), and say aha! This is hindsight science, and educated people will have none of it. I can easily editorialize anything that has already occurred in my favor or not. I doubt you want me to compare the global warming pro camp to the Bible, because they are both written in hindsight.

    About Al Gore…. He has lost any credibility he ever had on global warming. I am unsure if he deserved any in the first place, but a high level politician is given an automatic credibility stake usually at the start. He has foolishly wasted his. Perhaps that was not his priority though.

    However, I do have sympathy for Al. It’s taken me some time to get there, but I see that Al has been changed from what he was. He has gone from more to less. I think Al had high hopes of achieving his fathers dream for him to be President when he entered the White House as VP for Clinton. I believe he had an actual set of principles still.
    So what happened to the old AL? Eight years of the Clintons happened to Al. Two of the most poisonous people to be around. The things Al had to see and endure inside that administration must have stripped the varnish of principles from him, but he hung in. He hung in because he felt the true brass ring was still available to him. So he looked the other way at the blind ambition of the Clintons and the dishonesty, and the debauchery. He endured. I give him credit for that.
    It all came to an end when Al lost the Presidential election. In my estimation, Al’s wheels officially fell off right then and there. I doubt anyone would want to walk in his shoes. I don’t know when it occurred, but perhaps one morning, not long after, he woke up in his bed, and yelled F it!. His dream was dead. He waded through eight years of Clinton filth and did not achieve the dream he so badly wanted.
    Al threw in the towel of principles he had guarded internally for eight years. Al was now in it for himself. He retreated for a few years and came out swinging.

    Al became a Clinton, and for that he has my pity. No one should have to suffer that fate.

  • truebeliever101

    You are clearly and excellent writer and very well educated. But can you explain what you mean that the Bible is written in hindsight? How can predicting a future event be called hindsight? I just want to understand what you are saying.

  • Canis Dirus

    Yes, it would be my pleasure to elaborate.
    I will keep this short, and if you wish to have me expand later on I will. I am about to prepare a dinner in a few minutes.
    We will for the sake of argument agree that Jesus died around 32ad. Saul of Tarsus (Paul) is the only contemporary of that time to write a gospel. He does not know Jesus, nor claims to have ever met him or know anyone who met him. Saul believes all the events took place in heaven, not on Earth. I can expand that later for you if you wish.
    Now the next gospel is written by a person we call Mark. None of the gospel authors are actually known except Saul/Paul. The names assigned to the subsequent gospels were decided by the church later on. I think it is fairly obvious why they chose the names to be that of the apostles.

    Mark writes of the destruction of the temple which occurred in 70ad. Mark writes his gospel at least 40 years after the death of Jesus, perhaps even longer.
    We have a very large gap of “nothing” in between. Paul does not think anything occurred on Earth, and is the only person anywhere near the events. The next gospel occurs decades after, by an anonymous author.
    Paul was easily the most prolific author, and his story is changed by the other gospels. Changed by people who did not have first or second hand knowledge.
    That is hindsight writing. Coarsely put, they are trying to “fix” the writings of Paul. For centuries it worked as planned, since the church had the sole power of the Bible, and the vast majority of the “followers” could neither read nor write.
    My dinner! Lol.
    Conclusion: Jesus dies, Paul has visions, decades pass, and then anonymous writers plagiarize Paul, and change the events from the heaven to the earth.

    Have a nice day.

    Edit: Predictions need to be written down before the event, not decades later. Dinner is almost done!