Stop, our aching sides! That can’t be true, can it? Yes. Yes, it can.
No, he didn’t stop. He was totally self-affirming in a desperate bid to stroke his own ego. Poor little Jim is crying, because some people have dared to question his jackassery. He is a celebrity! You are to fawn over him only. Sheesh, you silly rubes bitterly clinging to truth and reason!
Look at the pitiful display: His feed is full of praising retweets. Earlier, he had been retweeting some of his critics.
And he really wants to make sure you know. So he retweeted them. Here a few, sad examples:
http://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/318416743980732416
Speaking of desperate …
He’s so cool and stuff! Don’t you see?
He was in movies, sillies!
http://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/318416157990338560
Huh. You mean like calling people “heartless motherf**kers“?
http://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/318414857974185984
http://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/318414792467562496
Oh, honey. We wouldn’t brag about that.
He continued that pathetic retweeting of praise all Easter day.
Check out his full feed, if you can stomach it. How should one school a Hollywood lib? With mockery, of course. And it was glorious.
https://twitter.com/itisellen/status/318420351983943680
https://twitter.com/Wyatt_U_Grant/status/318495349717233668
Alas, that won’t work. It didn’t work for his caps lock problem nor for his emoticons snit fit issues.
Seek help, toots.
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