#CarreysEmoticons: Jackass Jim Carrey’s Twitter snit fit hilarity continues

Oh, our aching sides! As we reported, Jim “Cold Dead Projectionist” Carrey took to Twitter today in a huge snit fit. Evidently, his caps lock is stuck in all his stompy foot “tolerance.” Caps lock abuse isn’t his only problem (aside from, you know, his incredible jackassery): He incessantly uses ridiculous emoticons.

He’s totally loving and cute, you “heartless motherf**kers” !!!1111eleventy :^) :^)

His constant use of absurd emoticons is also cause for glorious mockery. Enter #CarreysEmoticons!

More please, Twitter!

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  • http://twitter.com/Vurtax Mike

    [} A fish, just thought I’d contribute

    • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

      nvm :)

    • BlueGood

      Let’s all have a Glass of Beer to celebrate mocking a Douche…drink s on me!

      _/, _/….or for those who prefer tea and/or coffee…..<{_}, <{_}….or Hot Chocolate…..

    • https://twitter.com/SmileyRoffle Smiley

      Jim Carrey’s career sleeping with the fishes:
      [} [} /;-[ {) {]

    • http://twitter.com/conservag Aaron

      ~~~~/~~~o/~~~~~~

      SHARK ATTACK!!!

    • Laconic

      I love it. But someone doesn’t . I have never seen so many down votes on a post. WME agents must be working overtime.

      It just makes me want to uptick everyone ;-)<~*~€£¥( sorry , laughing so hard I spilled my noodles)

      • cgraham77

        No kidding. Thumbs-down trolls are in full force!

  • http://twitter.com/Vurtax Mike

    [} A fish, just thought I’d contribute

  • CatHerder

    Stay tuned for another gigglesnort episode of ‘The Has-Been Comic Self-Roast’.

    • disqus_e2F2oUH6C7

      Can’t wait.

    • disqus_e2F2oUH6C7

      Can’t wait.

  • CatHerder

    Stay tuned for another gigglesnort episode of ‘The Has-Been Comic Self-Roast’.

  • SpiffyMclure

    Twitchy is quickly descending into Carrey Derangement Syndrome (similar to Malkin’s claim of the left having Bush Derangement Syndrome.) Let it go people, let it go.

    • cgraham77

      Yeah, because talking about someone for 2 days is the equivalent of blaming a prior president for the duration of current president’s entire 4-year term, and then some.

      • SpiffyMclure

        Snickers at your use of “current president.” Nuttin’ to do with it. MM starting using the phrase Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) during the Bush administration to describe liberals’ fixation on W and their supposedly pathological hatred for him. Similar to the fixation this site is starting to have with Carrey and *everything* he does and … WHAT?!!! Carrey posted something on Twitter in ALL CAPS?!!! New thread on Twitchy! <– actually happening right now.

        • Well Done

          no, numbnut, 2 days is not a fixation. a lot of people don’t even see twitter for days at a time.

          • SpiffyMclure

            And when they do finally do log in, they’re gonna see a whole lot of CDS (Carrey Derangement Syndrome) going on. What…WAIT! Omg, omg, OMG! Carey’s using emoticons on Twitter!!! New thread on Twitchy!

          • cgraham77

            Commenting on Carey’s lambaste of our Constitutional 2nd Amendment rights IS newsworthy, and numerous news outlets have picked it up. Not just Twitchy.

            Discussing his use of emoticons simply highlights the fact that we are dealing with a man-child. (Should sound familiar to you).

            And no, “Bush derangement syndrome” is not analogous to talking about someone for two days!

          • cgraham77

            Ahhh…looks like the thumbs-down trolls are in full force on this entire thread! LOL.

            Get a life, people. Jim Carey is a loser.

          • KansasGirl

            No one is forcing you to log in.
            Like the extreme leftists always told us…either change the channel, turn the dial or don’t log in.

          • SpiffyMclure

            Wuz actually referring to the poor, Twitterless folks mentioned by Mr. Well Done, but thanks all the same.

          • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

            Leftists said that? I thought they just wanted to use government to ban everything they don’t agree with.

          • Catchance

            I think you need to look up the definition of derangement.

          • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

            By OMG I hope you mean oh my gosh.

          • kilthan

            So… your argument that a twitter aggregate, for conservatives, posting stories aggregating the tweets a leftist attacking conservative ideas, and continuing to do so as they continue to run their mouth, makes them deranged?

            So, if I, as a shipper, ship packages all day, do I have package derangement syndrome? Or am I, oh, I don’t know, JUST DOING MY JOB? But hey, #logicishard

          • mhojai

            childish much? Must be a typical mindless Carey fan…ignorant and immature….can’t recognize the difference between mocking some arrogant, hypocritical ass on his hateful rhetoric, and “derangement.”

        • TheAmishDude

          Translation: “Stop paying attention to Jim Carrey! He’s making us libs look bad.”

    • cgraham77

      Yeah, because talking about someone for 2 days is the equivalent of blaming a prior president for the duration of current president’s entire 4-year term, and then some.

    • Stephen L. Hall

      True, but it’s hard to pass up on a trainwreck in progress. I’m sure even Lohan and Spears are starting to think this guy’s just a little out there.

    • Stephen L. Hall

      True, but it’s hard to pass up on a trainwreck in progress. I’m sure even Lohan and Spears are starting to think this guy’s just a little out there.

    • SpinMeNot

      Yes, because BHO has taken credit for all he has wrought, and never blamed GWB for anything.

      In other news, Charlie Sheen asks, “What the hell is wrong with Jim, he’s acting like a drug crazed lunatic?”

    • http://twitter.com/die_mich_zwei Spatial Awareness

      Ummmm. No.

    • rinodino

      Well Malkin and twitchy actually already have ODS, (obama) LCDS( liberal celebrity) , and MMDS( mainstream media) … So this is par for the course

      • Jack Deth

        So much effort exerted for so few, less than pathetic results.

      • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

        Celeb Derangement Syndrome?

        Sarah Palin.

        Stacey Dash

        Melissa Joan Heart

        Adam Baldwin

    • Jack Deth

      *Translation of Spiffy “12 Comments” Mclure’s less than sage advice.*

      *Ahem*

      “IT BURRRRRRRRNNNNNSSS!”!!!

      Go play in the traffic, junior. Adults are talking here.

      • SpiffyMclure

        Oh pops, lookachu with your grown-up insults & 1780 comments. Givuz a hug, you little ragamuffin… hold ON!!!…did you KNOW that Carrey actually misspelled something on the internetz?!!! ‘Tru – I read it in one of the Tweets up-top.

        • Jack Deth

          Get your Weapons Grade Stupid (With a lame dash of Snark) from Spiffy!!!

          No real hurry. Spiffy appears to have a surfeit, but is readily anxious to part with it.

          • Guest

            No, no NO!!! You’re doing it all wrong. More snark. Less butt-hurtz.

          • Guest

            Heh. Good one pops. Now call me a libtard.

    • Brad

      Twitchy is a lot like TMZ except this website is run by 8-year-old kids.

    • https://twitter.com/SmileyRoffle Smiley

      Actually it’s leftists that are in a tizz because one of their own is getting humiliated, so you pull something even more pathetic than Carrey, if that’s even possible, and flood this site to troll and downvote.

      When leftists start whining and misbehaving, you know you are on the right track. Malkin should post a few more Carrey articles asap.

      BTW genius, you realize that by flooding the site, you are doing little more than boosting the hits for these articles?

  • SpiffyMclure

    Twitchy is quickly descending into Carrey Derangement Syndrome (similar to Malkin’s claim of the left having Bush Derangement Syndrome.) Let it go people, let it go.

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    I feel shame because I regularly use emotes :

    • irishgirl91

      I feel shame because I don’t.

  • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

    I feel shame because I regularly use emotes :

  • Andy Rigo

    Celebrity libs in self-destruct mode – stand back and enjoy. I don’t think I’ve enjoyed Carrey this much in years!

  • Andy Rigo

    Celebrity libs in self-destruct mode – stand back and enjoy. I don’t think I’ve enjoyed Carrey this much in years!

  • John_LC_Silvoney

    Alinsky,you magnificent bastard!
    Michelle Malkin read your BOOK!!!!!!

    • SpinMeNot

      +10, brilliant.

  • Jack Deth

    Question(s) to Mr. Carrey:

    Just how much money did you make from that turd in a punch bowl no one saw,

    “Lemony Snicket”? Was it more than “Mr. Popper’s Penguins”?

    It had to be more than “The Grinch”!

  • Genoasage

    Looks like Fire Marshall Bill is back on the silly powder.

  • Laconic

    What an 🐴

    Taking on Charlton Heston. A dead guy who can’t defend himself. A man who marched with MLK, jeopardized his career by picketing theaters in Oklahoma that were showing his own movie, all because they segregated. Heston picketed restaurants that segregated.

    He supported JFK , said he didn’t leave the Democrat party, the Democrat party left him, because the Dems would not support the ERA.( all time filibuster record IS democrats trying to STOP the equal rights amendment)

    And so you get this moronic hockey puck too stupid to look up Charlton Heston’s legacy. Heston bucked the studios because of the strength of his convictions, opening the floodgates for the likes of Carrey, who’s legacy will always be talking out of his ass.

  • John_LC_Silvoney

    Heh,heh.
    The permanent adolescent leftoids are swarming in like the brainless cockroaches they are from their sewage dump sites with a TD attack.Bless their hearts.

    • http://twitter.com/conservag Aaron

      Daily Kos! ASSEMBLE!!!

      We need you to go to Twitchy and down vote everybody’s comments. That’ll show ’em!

    • http://www.facebook.com/138900508 Patrick Dennehy

      I just returned to this thread and WTH happened, haha. Do people really like Jim Carrey this much?? I liked the first Ace Ventura, it was funny, when I was in middle school 20 years ago…

  • Ardell Simon

    Jim Carrey’s anti-gun parody gets spoofed! Which video do you like better? http://soa.li/GneGM9V

  • saywhatsaywhat

    Jim Carrey is just trolling for whatever reason, and he has a lot of dupes totally falling for it. He is sitting in his Malibu beach house on a stack of $100 bills with some young chick in his lap, and laughing his ass off. I would be embarrassed if what some celebrity type said about anything got me all upset anyway. Meanwhile Jim Carrey is Tina Feying his career, so that’s something you can laugh at.

  • Joel A. Edge

    At least do it right😜

  • audieho

    He suggested gun owners bend; I suggest compromise. We’ll allow our 2nd Amendment Rights to be infringed with the establishment of a national database if we can return the Bible to the classroom as it was in the 150+ years of this nation so that children can learn values like “Thou shall not kill” and “Love thy neighbor” and an all outright ban on abortion to demonstrate that we actually do value life. Why attack a symptom of the problem without addressing the root cause of the problem. He does care about the Sandy Hook kids doesn’t he or is he just another Hollywood hypocrite talking out his ass?

    • ked5

      hmmm – I just had a picture of all the teachers melting at having to have bibles in their classrooms and teach the golden rule. just like the wicked witch of the west … i’m melting, melting, melting . . . .

  • ClinkinKY

    Any hope he had of resurrecting his career has gone down the drain by his immature tweets. Jenny McCarthy is looking pretty smart right now.

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    Question—-are there more liberal accounts than actual liberals on here today?

  • chetnapier

    Carrey should sit down and watch “The Majestic” where he actually defends the constitution

    • ked5

      he’s a typical lib. the constitution is only a good thing when he’s pontificating and forcing his opinions down others throats. (which he was doing in that movie.) it’s a bad thing when others state their contrary opinions.

  • DANEgerus

    Jim Carrey(D-;^) has killed more children with immunization fear-mongering that guns have…

  • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.a.white.16 Joseph A White

    In the meantime, please check out the “azz-talker’s” press release regarding FOX News:

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/interactive/2013/03/29/jim-carrey-press-release/?intcmp=features&intcmp=features

  • Jim Evans

    Jim is a walking endorsement for abortion. Look at me, see, abortion is not all that bad.

  • JR48

    So is Jim’s PR campaign to pump up interest in his crappy movie, working?

    Just wondering…

  • $5326605

    Little Jimmy. Canadian, high school dropout, class clown, pisses on 2nd amendment and is shocked by the negative reaction. Dumb, dumber, dumbest.

  • https://twitter.com/SmileyRoffle Smiley

    Yes Twitchy, start many threads, so we can see this dork’s head explode. By the way, tell me, what’s a “whomper case”? Is it anything similar to “whopper of a case”, brainiac?

  • https://twitter.com/SmileyRoffle Smiley

    Haha, whiny and defensive, I see. :) You could’ve saved the us the trouble and just typed “snarf snarf snarf”.

    I see also you hastily edited your earlier post as well, that’s awful embarrassing of you. I don’t think your “whomper” of an invasion is going as planned.

    For those wondering what I was referring to earlier, in his second post, he claimed we all have a “whomper case” of envy or something, then was humiliated and erased it. After that, he sent Carrey a private tweet telling him he went to Twitchy and “disresembled the place”. Just kidding on the last one.

  • http://www.vatican.va/ Rulz

    This site operates in the free market. What you consider a “fixation” I consider business and good marketing skills.