Cold Dead Projection: Sexist Jim Carrey tweets that gun owners are ‘shooting blanks,’ ‘impotent’

Bless his heart. What about women, Jim? Are we “shooting blank” eggs? Do we have fancy womb envy? Wait, we forgot: Women don’t count to libs. Silly Julias! Get back in the kitchen and make Jim a sammich!

His full tweet:

March 27, 2013 Owning a handgun or a shotgun is 1 thing bt if u need more fire power than that, it means you’re shootin’ blanks in the bedroom. ;^•

Aww. Someone is suffering from “compensation” projection. And, you know, lack of originality. He’s parroting his own foul ‘Cold Dead Hand’ song, which included oh-so-edgy lyrics about “compensation.” He also doubles-down on the repugnant accusation that if you are a gun owner, you don’t care about children.

Not only sickening, but tiresome.  He continues with the penis tweets.

His full tweet:

March 27, 2013 This licence plate is from the death car of Bonnie and Clyde. Barrow was known to be impotent. He compensated with violence.

And he brings home the trifecta of “simpering tool,” as Greg Gutfeld would say, with a predictable bit of Smarter Than You jackassery.

Full tweet:

March 27, 2013 Gun control is not a class war being waged by the so called liberal elite and even if it ws the best weapon isn’t an AR-15. It’s a book! ;^}

Suck it up, ladies! Protect yourselves with a book! Books: The new “rape whistle.”

Twitter users call out the gun-grabbing, and penis-obsessed, nut.

They also call him out for his sexism.


He doesn’t care. In fact, he does want women impotent in one way: By being unable to defend themselves.

And speaking of impotent … how is the cowardice going, Carrey? Still cravenly running away from the challenge issued by the cast of “The Five”?

We are waiting. Of course, the wait will be long. Poor Jim isn’t man enough to fight like a girl.


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  • annoyinglittletwerp

    Hey Jim…I’m a woman.

  • John Richards

    The “Jim Carrey Commemorative Edition” Assault Rifle

    • Sam I. Metler

      No that’s
      too big, Jimmy’s packing a snub nose! Why is he so obsessed with men’s male
      tools and functionality? Is he 12 years
      old or something? I stood in awe the
      other day when he said Mr. Heston was suffering from a small unit. Okay 2 questions: First, how would Jim know
      and second why would Jim care? Chuck
      could get most women knocked up just by looking at them! So now Jim is worried about Clyde Burrows
      performance as well as every man that owns a gun, I guess we know Jim’s body
      guard is going to be knocking any women up anytime soon.

      Jim’s obsession with penis size is disturbing but since he’s a liberal they’re
      always worried about what others have over their own possessions.

      • John Richards

        I had to oversize it so people wouldn’t need an electron microscope to notice it.

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  • Jim

    A guy who’s been divorced twice questioning others’ sexual performance. Interesting.

  • Tangchung

    Its like Carrey is on crack with a shovel and a hole.

  • stellatruman

    and yet he keeps tweeting

    • Tangchung

      Amazing isn’t it. I bet his agent is on a 4 day crying drunk.

  • Jack Deth

    Memo to Jim Carrey:

    And sometimes a blithering dickhead is just a blithering dickhead.

    The more you tweet. The more you reveal yourself to be a Pavlovian ignoramus.

    • Stephen L. Hall

      Now, now Jack, let us be nice to Pavlov, no need to drag him down with the likes of Carrey. . . . For that matter, maybe we should be more kind to the ignorant.

      “Between true science and false doctrine, ignorance is in the middle” Thomas Hobbs

  • Love of Country

    Jim …. what kind of guns do your armed guards use and what does it say about their sexuality as well as yours?

    Why do you live in an excessive mansion that pollutes the environment and hire evil people to protect it with guns that kill children?

    Why are you such a foolish, hypocritical, hateful buffoon all of a sudden? I’m sorry, Jim, we can’t hear you. Drugs are bad, mkay?

  • Stephen L. Hall

    Sooo. . . . Clyde Barrow compensated for impotence with violence.
    hmmm . . . . Might explain Jim Carrey’s hostility.

  • ltb537

    The only thing that’s “Dead, Cold” is Jim Carrey’s career

  • traffic_robot

    For yet another liberal elite snob, he really could do better than his junior college level metaphors. Pat this troll on the head, bless his lil heart, and let’s move onto engaging those who have earned their seat at the Big Boy Table of Debate.

  • anthony j barton

    This inbreed loon needs to apologize for several things said and done anyone who buys his latest itune is a LOSER. Show some respect for the American icon and the dead farmers who put food on the table for you. Your personal issues with your penis you should discuss with your doctor even if it feel off from your coma state of mind that your in. Go back to Canada. Are your fans out of food stamps or birth control?

  • Corey Spofford

    He acts like a meth-head, gonna have your guards put down the guns and pick up books instead? You attempt to make gun owners feel guilty for the lives of children when in-fact the only guilt we carry is ever playing witness to your dumb movies after the age of six.

  • kerrari1898

    “Owning a handgun or a shotgun is 1 thing bt if u need more fire power than that, it means you’re shootin’ blanks in the bedroom”

    Really? And what does paying armed bodyguards to follow you about mean? And do we want to know?

    • Grumpa Grumpus

      Also, this “hypothesis” of Mr. Mouth can is easily proven false empirically:

      Many LDS (i.e. “Mormons”) own firearms — of all kinds and sort, for myriad reasons — many Proggies castigate LDS culture for their “Third-World Birthrate” (The phrase they commonly use…

      If even one of those two sets intersect, Mr.Mouth maintains his unbroken streak of idiot/wrong spoutings.

      To say nothing of the intersection of the sets: gangs, illegitimate children, and full-automatic weapons…

      I know people who at one time found him funny, but I never have (of course, the very first scene I saw of him was his manipulating his buttocks, pretending to have a conversation w/his colon…). Obviously he never progressed past the emotional stage of scatological investigation.

  • vino veritas

    Perverted libs feel compelled to make everything about sex and use lewd profanities while doing so. I suppose that’s their idea of ‘edgy’ intellectual discourse. Really just shows how they are, in fact, really sick pervs perpetually obsessed with sex and projecting their pathetic perversions and failures onto everyone else.
    Carrey has been talking out of his butt non-stop ever since his last Ace Ventura movie.

  • RightThinking1

    More gas from Speaks With Cheeks

  • Sebastian Kelly

    Jim Carrey is obsessed with penis’. He obviously doesn’t have a clue what satisfies women (Lauren Holly, Jenny McCarthy…..and so on) Maybe he’s moving on to the other team…..

  • NRPax

    To borrow from the book “The Probability Broach”: What’s worse Jim? People who can’t tell the difference between guns and penises or people who want to take penises away?

  • Jim DeAcutis

    I wonder what’s a bigger danger to school children…guns?…or drug pushing gangbangers? Wonder if Mr. Penis (ne. Dick) has the guts to take them on?

  • CatHerder

    “You’re dead, Jim.”

  • Clayton Grant

    Who can start a hashtag of #ConcealedCarrey ?

  • ozconservative

    Soooo Bonnie Parker was impotent or firing blanks which is why she had a BAR right????

  • bidentime

    If Carrey is such a manly man why does he so often pose with mouth agape as if ready to catch a load?

  • sarainitaly

    He needs to learn to stick to 140 characters….

  • sarainitaly

    He needs to learn to stick to 140 characters….

  • Barack Hussein Sharpton

    Juice! Juice! Juice! Juice! Juice! Juice!

  • Randi Starr

    Why do all his pics look like he just got but f#$% by surprise?

  • K-Bob

    Seems to me he’s advertising that there are no guns at the Carrey residence.

    I wouldn’t advertise something that important to criminals.

    Who by the way, Jim, don’t bother getting guns legally.

    • JustLikeAnimals

      Someone should publish his address.

  • JR48

    Jim, I’m a female and don’t have a penis. I don’t have penis envy. I just support the second amendment.

    Some of us are active with gun sports and others are merely owners. Lots of gun owners that just don’t do anything much with them but they’re there because we simply choose to own them.

    Not very dramatic but oftentimes truth isn’t dramatic. If you had a conscience, you’d feel like a putz right now.

  • WBee1 Proud Navy Wife

    Oh no there`s a number 7 on that Texas licence plate that looks like a gun shape….ban all number 7`s

  • Samh09

    What other kind of logic would you expect from the white guy from In Living Color?

  • $36544368

    Jim Carrey has been ‘all juice and no seeds’ for a long time now.

  • Diane Stephan

    The man is going through a mid life crisis, cut him some slack. 😉

  • DANEgerus

    Jim Carrey has killed more children with immunization scare-mongering than the guns he demonizes…

  • JustLikeAnimals

    Hey! Let’s put Jim Carry and his obsession with penises and sperm in a room with Ashley Judd and her obsession with rape. That would be TV worth watching!!!!!!!!

  • rivers

    Ironically, Jim thinks Abortionists need protection from armed guards. Because he’s all about the children.

  • John Beam

    It used to be that I had no opinion one way or another about Li’l Jimmy. Now, I utterly despise the pea-brained, infantile coward. I mean, how “brave” of Li’l Jimmy to take the same side as all of the actual political power in the country. He’s also on the same side as Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, and Mao–the wrong side of history. In other words, Li’l Jimmy has the intestinal fortitude of the editor of Der Stürmer (a Nazi era “newspaper”).

  • kerrari1898

    He’s not merely a hypocrite, he’s paying someone to be hypocritical on his behalf.