Jon Lovitz roasts Weiner, provides horrifying perspective on Carlos Danger

Jenn Taylor | 3:59 PM on July 26, 2013

Move over, New York Post. Actor, comedian and Twitchy reader Jon Lovitz is in the house.

Lovitz doesn’t shy away from finding humor on both sides of the aisle. So of course, as Carlos Danger news continues to drip out, Lovitz couldn’t resist squeezing the Weiner story for all it’s worth.

“@Belinda_Ponlab: He hopes to get the shaft “@realjonlovitz: Weiner's got balls to stay in the race!””

Lol!

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 25, 2013

I wonder how Weiner's caucus feels?

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 25, 2013

Heh. He said “caucus.”

I'd love to text a selfie of my dick, but arms aren't long enough!

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 25, 2013

“@mrsmaxrenn: @realjonlovitz are u trying to Roast a Weiner?”

Lol

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 25, 2013

Weiner: "I want to run for mayor. Any advice?

Advisory committee: "Yes. Stop texting pictures of your dick."

Weiner: "oops…"

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 25, 2013

If you’ve had your fill of Weiner (ewww), Lovitz is here to let you know how much worse it could be (while getting in a pretty sweet dig at Carlos):

This might help Anthony Weiner have perspective… Imagine if Mayor Bloomberg texted photos of his cock.

Yeeeeeeeesh!!!!

— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 26, 2013

Anyone have any brain bleach left from the Geraldo semi-naked selfie incident? If not, we’ll be in the corner rocking back and forth while eating our own hair.

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