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Not dreamy enough? #FreeJahar terror groupies shriek about Rolling Stone cover

Think the #FreeJahar terror groupies will be papering their bedroom walls with the cover of the latest Rolling Stone?

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Not so fast.

While the sane believe the cover glamorizes Dzhokhar Tsarnaev as some sort of teen hearthrob, his breathless, lovesick fans are furious that Rolling Stone doesn’t go far enough in giving him the rock-star treatment. Squee-worthy photo aside, the cover’s no good as spank material when it calls their idol a “monster.”

https://twitter.com/J_tsarnaev__2/status/357310629058588672

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https://twitter.com/Tsarnaev_Truth/status/357279542353735680

https://twitter.com/TsarnaevsVoice/status/357281417731899392

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https://twitter.com/mykaylaSbelieve/status/357283105641463808

https://twitter.com/Savejaharlife/status/357285915024048128

https://twitter.com/mariatmqsil/status/357285011411578881

https://twitter.com/Bentley_615/status/357430029577236481

https://twitter.com/JaharMYHero_/status/357277260321013761

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Hey, settle down, Ja-harem. At least he’s a total hottie.

https://twitter.com/ltfu_est/status/357322768632643586

And that’s what really matters.

Related:

#FreeJahar creeps discover something that offends their warped moral standards [pics]

Disgusting: ‘Terror groupies’ demand ‘free Jahar’ as Boston Marathon bombing suspect led into courthouse [photos]

The twisted tweet lust for Boston bombing suspect: ‘Jahar is hot,’ can ‘blow me up with babies’

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