When Todd Akin suggested women have natural defenses against impregnation by rape-sperm, “women have ways to shut that whole thing down” became a punchline and political bludgeon for months. Dems insisted Akin was the spokesman for the entire GOP, Team Obama recruited Sandra Fluke to fundraise off of his remarks, and lefties targeted Akin with oh-so-civil rape wishes.
But when genius Colorado Democrat Joe Salazar insisted hysterical womenfolk can’t be trusted to accurately identify a rape threat, much less fend one off with anything more powerful than a 9mm whistle? Crickets from the For the Women™ crowd. Perhaps they agree with Salazar: It’s not “rape-rape” until a male Dem gives his stamp of approval, you dumb broads.
And when the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs issued tips for “passive resistance” to rape, like on-demand vomiting and fake menstruation? Chirp, chirp, chirp.
But somehow, the feminist pearl-clutchers found the strength to take up a new cause when they caught wind of @SooperMexican’s #LiberalTips2AvoidRape hashtag.
Here's why I started the hashtag #LiberalTips2AvoidRAPE: http://t.co/S3tHmG2P
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
Evidently, “empowering women” by making them powerless is the height of feminism. But mocking libs who want to infantilize and endanger women by encouraging them to lie back and think of England? That’s rapey.
Congratulations, conservatives. You've got a new record with most ways to offend w/ one hashtag: #LiberalTips2AvoidRape Just #pathetic.
— Drew Emery (@InlawsOutlaws) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape is trending because conservatives love their rape jokes. Nothing to see here.
— Rhea (@sweets_n_things) February 19, 2013
@Support #liberaltips2avoidrape is extremely triggering, sexist, and should be removed from twitter.
— Brittany Nicole (@hotmessbritt) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape Anyone who tweets on this trend makes me want to puke.
— Anna O (@AnnaGoRAMS) February 19, 2013
Really…#LiberalTips2AvoidRape!? REALLY!? Yes,let us trivialize one of the most horrifying crimes humanity has created
— Rob Cohen (@Rob_Coh) February 19, 2013
@twitter @Support the fact that #liberaltips2avoidrape is trending is disgusting and incredibly offensive and triggering
— Tia Baker (@rekabeiram) February 19, 2013
No, what’s offensive and disgusting is the dangerous liberal desire to deprive women of the right to self-defense. But anything to give cover to fellow progressives, right?
Liberals are seriously more offended by the hashtag #LiberalTips2AvoidRape than by politicians making it easier for women to be raped.
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
https://twitter.com/jrsalzman/status/303745679988256768
Women deserve better means of self protection than #LiberalTips2AvoidRape, which include blowing a whistle and urinating on yourself.
— divadoll123 (@divadoll123) February 19, 2013
Here are some of the #LiberalTipstoAvoidRape that are apparently more offensive than actual rapes that occur when women are disarmed and disempowered by the blood-boiling Left.
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape: yell "racist" at your rapist… that's like the worst thing ever!
— ¡El Sooopèrr! ن c137 (@SooperMexican) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape —> see Jezebel or feministing for advice #TCOT
— Matt Vespa (@mVespa1) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape Try to relate to the attacker’s feelings.
— RBe (@RBPundit) February 19, 2013
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/303671859801640961
https://twitter.com/SaltyCon/status/303688918157631488
#LiberalTipsToAvoidRape declare yourself a crime free zone
— AmericanLoyal ?????♀️#MAGA (@Arkydiva) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTipsToAvoidRape Pass a law against it
— AmericanLoyal ?????♀️#MAGA (@Arkydiva) February 19, 2013
https://twitter.com/KentAtwater/statuses/303675568342319104
https://twitter.com/DefendWallSt/status/303670612377870336
https://twitter.com/MeSoBland/status/303679563504971778
Just stay in those "rape free zones" ladies. #LiberalTips2AvoidRape
— Church (@Church_On_F1) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape: Just tap the would-be rapist on the shoulder and say, "Tag, you're it. Now it's your turn to hide."
— The 12th Fan (@Josh_Painter) February 19, 2013
#LiberalTips2AvoidRape Tell him you don't believe in guns and don't have one, but you called the cops and they'll arrive in 12 minutes.
— divadoll123 (@divadoll123) February 19, 2013
Stop triggering feminists by attacking reckless leftist policies and rhetoric that harm women! Stick to making sure women are as defenseless as possible. And ladies, if you want to avoid rape, go practice the liberal-approved method of blowing a whistle while faking your period.
https://twitter.com/dondalynn/status/303707981420310528
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